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The WASP

I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. Why don’t we have an Equal Rights Amendment yet? Oh, that’s why.

Dow Be Down Down

The story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant. U.S. markets wrap up worst week since the 2008 financial crisis By Thomas Heath and Taylor Telford, Washington Post March 20, 2020 U.S. markets finished one of their all-time messy weeks Friday, tumbling more than 10 …

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You Only Live Once

The Lonely Island Go Kindergarten Boombox Great Day Equal Rights Mona Lisa

Gaslighting Covid-19

After the March daily propaganda press conference by Trump and his science denying, evangelical Christian vice president along with their cronies, MSNBC host Joy Reid took to twitter to call out the gaslighting by the Adderall brained moron. My God… Trump ends his press conference by saying no offer was made to the U.S. to …

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What do you mean no sports?

Don’t threaten me, next up Darts!

Cartnoon

Germs Foil Handy Perform This Way Tacky Holy Cow. It’s like looking in a mirror.

January 20, 2017

19, 827.25. I remember it because I was in D.C. getting ready for the Women’s March. March 19, 2020 19, 898.92 And that’s where we start. Stock futures point to more losses a day after the Dow closed below 20,000 for first time since 2017 by Fred Imbert and Thomas Franck, CNBC Published Wed, Mar …

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Fantasy History

Actually I’m not sure what HBO’s The Plot Against America brings to the table that 4 years of Amazon’s The Man In The High Castle didn’t cover but I’m willing to be convinced. Germany has nothing on us, US, U.S., USA!, USA!

Cartnoon

Totally different from Toilet Paper. You can usually find it if you use both hands.

This is already a Bear Market.

Just in case you’ve missed it we’re (well, not me personally since I only invest in Banana Futures and Off Off Off Broadway Plays) over 30% below our Record Highs of a mere Month ago and pushing the January 20th, 2017 Valuations (only a 4% gain over 3 Years). And we are Limit Down today …

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