O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that’s goin’ round? The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground! No more Saint Patrick’s Day we’ll keep, his color can’t be seen For there’s a cruel law ag’in the Wearin’ o’ the Green. I met with Napper Tandy, and he took …
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Mar 17 2020
Irish Up
You know, it’s not that I actually want to get drunk, listen to violins, accordions, and bagpipes, and beat the crap out of someone. First of all it’s only the ones that deserve it. Dropkick Murphys The Season’s Upon Us Smash Shit Up Going Out In Style The State Of Massachusetts You know, as much …
Mar 17 2020
Not a Rant
Because Lewis Black would never ever do that. I’d warn that it’s not safe for work, except you’re not at work. And no, I’m not obsessed with Toilet Paper, unless I run out.0
Mar 17 2020
The Dead Cat 3/17/20
As of 9:43 this morning, 13 minutes after opening, the Market entered negative territory again. Even Cramer is not calling to buy the dips, his advice is to dump the highs. Dow 19K after half an hour!
Mar 16 2020
Cartnoon
An ek hornbeck Production. I have expressed before my preferences for regularity and order and my expectation my audience shares that, thus my disappointment at not actually being as punctual as I would desire. My Therapist thinks it a manifestation of my obsessive compulsive desire for control over my environment. I have issues. This, what …
Mar 16 2020
Limit Down
Again. Frankly there’s not much reason to be Bullish. Almost every place you’d want to go is closed. I don’t think that condition can persist indefinitely but the attitudinal effects are very real though I must say it’s a true thing that you’re more likely to die of Flu than Corona. Don’t get me wrong, …
Mar 15 2020
Act III, Scene 2
So it’s the Ides and I’m thinking about adding this to my Holiday collection. The context you need is this- Brutus was in fact an honourable man. He decided in favor of Democratic (well, kinda, completely corrupt and engaged in it’s own power grab, but Cincinnatus!) Institutions instead of Autocracy and Marc Antony a leech …
Mar 15 2020
I Told You I Was Not Kidding About Zombies
What part of that was so hard to understand? Sam Bee and Paul Krugman at the 92nd Street Y before New York City closed. “Friends, just in time for Corona Frost Cutlery and I have been able to assemble the World’s Largest Collection of Tactical Folders and Fixed Blades all in the Zombie Hunter Green …
Mar 15 2020
I Am Not At All Kidding About Zombies
Night of the Living Dead is a 90 minute meditation on Race War as well as what do we owe each other, in an existential sense. I mean, you know you’re a Zombie so do you pull a Spock “Good of the many” and crawl off in a hole to die (I mean, until you …
Mar 15 2020
The Breakfast Club (Same S#!+ Different Day)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
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