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Mar 12 2020
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
The reason I stop doing things is I am easily bored, also I get tired. NBA- Cancelled. NCAA- Basically Cancelled (No Audience). Ditto all our Late Nights. F-1 Ready for off (are you kidding? look at Maranello and look at a map). This is just the top line of the Economic consequences. Travel ban to …
Mar 11 2020
Need Distraction?
I know I do. Currently screening people beating hot metal into weapons of murderous intent (“It weel keel”) but if I wasn’t I might be streaming this. I feel compelled to explain myself a bit. Since LotR I am an extreme sucker for Fantasy Sci-Fi and back when Paperbacks were cheap I bought a lot …
Mar 11 2020
Digital Sam
You know, like the time she got kidnapped by a mutant replicator. And the time after that. And the time after that. And the time after that. Hey, you don’t hit 200+ Episodes, 3 or 4 Spin-offs, and about the same number of Direct to DVD movies by being original (I mean, 15 minutes of …
Mar 11 2020
Hope you enjoyed your Dead Cat Bounce!
Hey, you can’t expect me to be depressed about the market every day, I had far more important things to be depressed about. But that doesn’t mean the fundamentals have changed. Futures indicate a 600 point loss from the bell and we’re just not very far at all from a definitional (Valuations 20% down from …
Mar 09 2020
Zombie Brains
Look, I’m a big fan of the Baseball Bat with or without Barbed Wire Decorations. The action is natural and smooth and you only need 40 foot pounds to satisfactorily dispatch a normal human (supernatural undead creatures requiring a bit more attention and effort) but there is the brain splatter problem I’m told you can …
Mar 09 2020
Let’s Talk About Kids
I find that if you marinate them in Mother’s Milk for at least 24 hours some of the gaminess is reduced. What? Sure you have to toss it out or feed it to your hogs.
Mar 09 2020
Robin of Locksley
Frankly the versions of his origin that hew more closely to a plebeian birth among dispossessed Saxons in a nowhere village close by a poacher’s paradise ring more authentically with the times than later assertions of nobility, but the core story goes that Robin, already an experienced Archer and Swordsman on both Foot and Horse, …
Mar 09 2020
Things you need to know about Vikings.
We’re not all assholes. I mean I am but I attribute it more to my Anglo/Scots-German heritage than my fierce Viking ancestors who mostly made butter and cheese. Not that them ain’t fightin’ words, ask any Texan I love the UK and would like to stay (please). But you need a few lessons on being …
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