If you’ve ever been to the Land of Cleves in the Western Reserve of Connecticut you have my sympathies. There’s really not a lot to reccomend it. They have this Paper they call the Plain Dealer and they’ve decided that as bad as their reputation is it doesn’t deserve to be sullied by someone like …
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Feb 27 2020
It’s Over Dudes. You Lost.
On May 10th 1865 Jefferson Davis was captured attempting to flee the last Seat of the Confederate Government, Washington Georgia. Reputedly he was dressed as a woman to avoid recognition, I see no necessity to slander him beyond his fundamental failures, it’s probably apocryphal. June 23rd Cherokee leader Stand Watie was the last Confederate general …
Feb 27 2020
Your Are What You Eat
The EU has made it clear that if the UK wants a trade agreement, Chlorinated Chickens are right out. Oh, that would be almost every Chicken produced in the US where we cram them into boxes, chop off their beaks so they don’t peck each other to death, pump ’em full of antibiotics so they …
Feb 26 2020
Fidel Castro was a Bad, Bad Man
He executed Thousands (though for scale you really have to compare him to Batista), Packed a bunch more off to “Re-Education” Camps which are by definition much, much worse than a Political Prison. Oh, and he stole all their Mafia and Graft money when they fled to Miami and started raising an Army of Catholic …
Feb 26 2020
Text Mike to 55563
He’s a news dude and you’re wrong fella. 38 foot is plenty to single hand without being unwieldy and if you need to sleep more than 4 you should consider your floating Hospitality Suite that you carry as a Business Expense. Of course you need to pay the crew even just to bob in the …
Feb 25 2020
Objective Journalism Is Why American Politics Has Been Allowed To Be So Corrupt For So Long
So much for Objective Journalism. Don’t bother to look for it here–not under any byline of mine; or anyone else I can think of. With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in …
Feb 25 2020
You Got A Lot Of Damn Gall
“Kids, this-piece-of-paper’s-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer’s-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say”, and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was …
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