Category: News

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Probably going to see Rise of the Skywalkers today (I dunno, that’s the plan but I could get hit by a Bus). Anyhow, content will likely suck bordering on non-existent. Enjoy this episode of Worzel Gummidge: The Green Man which is notable mostly for being British, but also includes a featured role by Michael Palin …

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Corrupt all the way down.

In The New Republic Alex Pareene makes the same argument I frequently do, which is focusing merely on the Criminal aspects of the Unindicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio’s RICO Gang misses the larger Criminality and Corruption of the Republican Party RICO Gang. “I don’t know anything about ‘Five Families’ and ‘Our Thing’ but those Gambinos are …

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We should be more outraged.

“Seth takes a closer look at the House voting to rein in President Trump’s war powers as it becomes increasingly clear his administration lied to justify an unconstitutional act of war.” I’ll also point out Justice Robert H. Jackson at Nuremberg thought Aggressive Warfare the root of all War Crimes, particularly those of the Nazis. …

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Peak TV

Got Golden Fingers

Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show Hey, Ray, hey, Sugar, tell them who we are… Well, we’re big rock singers We got golden fingers And we’re loved everywhere we go…(That sounds like us) We sing about beauty and we sing about truth At ten thousand dollars a show…(Right) We take all kinds of pills that …

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Late Breaking News From the Boar War!

No, not the Boer War. That would be really late breaking. The War Against Feral Hogs!

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I have frequently been in Bristol, Connecticut, home of ESPN and Otis Elevators. The last time I was there I was abandoned by a Cop at a Movie Theater without a Pay Phone (and me without a Cell because I’m a Luddite) since I didn’t want to be dumped at a Strip Club at 3 …

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Time to throw some Paper Towels

I find myself needing to remind people all the time- PUERTO RICANS ARE UNITED STATES CITIZENS AND THEY ARE EUROPEAN WHITE! They happen to speak Spanish is all, it’s no different than speaking French or Italian. Puerto Rico is 3,515 square miles. Connecticut is 4,849 square miles. Puerto Rico has 3,193,694 residents. Connecticut has 3,572,665 …

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An Unfortunate Confluence

You can’t deny that the 2 biggest news stories of recent weeks are the Ukraine Bribery/Extortion Scandal and the United States’ Assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani. Now I certainly don’t mean to imply that there is any but coincidental connection between them (well, except for Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio) but I found this both …

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Everything you need to know about Politics you can learn by watching The Godfather. My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don’t have men killed. Oh? Who’s being naive, Kay?

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