Category: News

Great Debate: Part Two Day One

I am voting for Marianne Williamson. Don’t try to argue me out of it, she is definitely the kind of motivational speaker we need to feel good about having burned the planet to a cinder and causing the largest global extinction since oxygen exhaling plants poisoned about every other species. Still working for Mike Gravel …

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Spoiler Alert!

Six In The Morning Wednesday 31 July 2019

North Korea fires two ballistic missiles as South Korea bristles Two projectiles flew about 250km as Pyongyang intensifies pressure on the US to start up new denuclearisation talks. North Korea conducted its second weapons test in less than a week on Wednesday, firing two short-range ballistic missiles off its east coast in a move observers say could be …

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Yeah, Wow!

It’s like picking up The New York Times and finding it in a more “Gothic” font and titled “Der Stürmer”. Is this ever Ok? Germans were ever so quick with “I learned it from watching you“. The Rebellion Of Slavers (some persist in calling it a “civil” war) was lost and were it 1865 and …

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The Wabash Cannon Ball Lots of them actually. Sometimes we don’t win.

Six In The Morning Tuesday 30 July 2019

  Brain drain claimed 1.7 million youths. So this country is scrapping its income tax By Ivana Kottasová, CNN Updated 0658 GMT (1458 HKT) July 30, 2019 Being young and Polish has never been this lucrative. A new law that comes into effect in Poland this week will scrap income tax for roughly 2 million young workers. It’s an attempt …

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Mating Foxes

“I paint busses.” It’s not misspelled. It was the standard plural until 1961 and has the additional meaning of kiss which makes it punny. True Tinder material. The English Major writes you are a hopeless audience, but he’s only drawing a light bird pension.

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Sometimes they are funny. Trump slams ‘rat-infested’ district – but his own restaurant had a rodent problem by Edward Helmore, The Guardian Sat 27 Jul 2019 Donald Trump attacked the House oversight committee chair, Elijah Cummings, on Saturday, claiming his congressional district in Baltimore was a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess”. But Trump has …

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Six in The Morning Monday 29 July 2019

  Hong Kong protests: China condemns ‘horrendous incidents’ China has condemned the recent anti-government protests in Hong Kong as “horrendous incidents” that have caused “serious damage to the rule of law”. “We hope that… people will stand firm in defence of the rule of law,” a spokesman for the government’s Hong Kong and Macau Affairs …

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Not A Rant

From Black Weed Smoking Sharks to Brain Eating Ameoba it’s Sum, Sum, Sum, Summertime. Umbrella Uprising? We always thought it would be the Robots. Happy Summer everybody.

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