Category: News

I can feel it, coming through the air tonight.

Oh Lord. That darn Impeachment Hoax, but the facts are all true! Hunter Biden nepotistically trades on his Father’s name and reputation (unlike Javanka and Junior, and What’s His Name and, well, Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio himself)! Nothing wrong was done, bribing a Government with Taxpayer (he doesn’t know any) Dollars is how business is …

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RNC Day 2 2020

Second verse, same as the first.

Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.

Or not pulled. It’s hard to know which in your pajamas, Q. If You Don’t Know, Now You Know Of course you already knew. Oh dear God we have to revisit QAnon? Can’t the Sun explode instead?

Scary Things

I certainly didn’t expect different, however among the scariest things the Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio said yesterday was to promise his 35% Rump Racist Republicans “Three, maybe even Four or Five” Supreme Court Justices. That means he wants to get rid of Roberts, let alone Ginsburg. I think we need to revisit “Court Packing” as …

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RNC Day One Live Recap

Famine, Pestilence, War, and Death. Tonight- Famine.

Führerprinzip

This principle can be most succinctly understood to mean that “the Führer’s word is above all written law” and that governmental policies, decisions, and offices ought to work toward the realization of this end. In actual political usage, it refers mainly to the practice of dictatorship within the ranks of a political party itself, and …

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RNC Day 1 2020

They’ve already had the Roll Call and Pence spoke around noon. At least on MSNBC they had to share a screen with the DeJoy testimony until Pence stood up, tomorrow it will be the Hurricanes (if there aren’t more scandals). PBS is kicking off its live coverage at 8:30 pm. Update: Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio …

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Grift Graft

He didn’t like me! He never liked me! When I said “we” I was referring only to Magenta and myself. Say good-bye to all of this. And say hello… to oblivion. Wall fall down, go boom. Or is like a tree in the forest with nobody listening?

The Last Marbles

As in “I’ve lost my.” Well, GoT money only goes so far and the 2020 Marble Run Season concludes. Fortunately John Oliver is back, I suspect for the duration.

Cartnoon

Not Funny at all.

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