Tonightly we have softball (not that it doesn’t happen often enough) with Will Packer, Rachel Feinstein, and Mike Yard (who presumably can hit for it).
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Deflategate
Oh, you didn’t seriously think I’d pass up an opportunity to talk about steroid abuse and the serious consequences it has to your health and sex life.
John Legend is probably on to talk about Lip Sync Battle and I am going to indulge you with a little rant of mine.
You see, the last concert I was at (though the company was engaging and we both had a good time I hope) was a totally horrid affair where I was herded into a barn-like expanse with nary a scrap of seat $10 nachos and $8 beer if you cared enough to stand in line for about an hour.
Then the acts started and it was just like a badly synced video (and I’ve produced enough to know) as the perfomers came on stage and danced listlessly and hardly bothered to pretend their cordless mole mikes and intruments were even turned on.
In short it was just like getting stoned in your skeevy friend’s basement and watching them dance around in their underwear playing air guitar to an 8 track that had been sitting on the dashboard for far too long and paying $100 for the privilege.
Not that I don’t appreciate the gesture mind you, but I suspect even my host was vastly disappointed and if they’re reading this (which is possible) I want to emphasise I’m grateful for the experience and the company. On the other hand I’ll not be buying tickets to an Arianna Grande concert any time soon as much as I admire her talent as a singer and actress.
Girl, you know it’s true.
Two Mumford & Sons web exclusive videos below. That and the real news.
You stop being racist and I’ll stop talking about it.
Jordan Carlos
White Guy Jack
Tribalism
Tonightly the topic is Tamir Rice, you know, the 12 year old African American boy who was shot dead for having a TOY gun just about 2 seconds after the cop car stopped rolling. Sucks to be Black in the United States I guess, a country of exceptional racism. You stop being racist and I’ll stop talking about it. The panelists are Lavell Crawford, Dean Obeidallah, and Shenaz Treasury.
Aw, who cares what Willie Nelson is going to be talking about? Just make sure you have plenty of munchies and don’t have to take a pee test for the next month or so.
Yup, I really watched the first, in studio, screening of that with Stephen a mere 8 rows in front of me (Which is to say I sat in the back row with him in the front. It’s not that big a studio.).
Brian Grazer gets a web exclusive extended interview. And You Get A New Car! And You! And You! You ALL Get New Cars! That and the real news below.
Brian Grazer is a producer meaning that he organizes the money behind creative products such as theater, television, and movies. I call people like that family and friends and coming sooner than I think is this summer’s exercise in anarchy for which I recieved my first piece of new kit today.
As excited as I am about this project, it deserves it’s own development as my thinking and schedule solidifies. Brian on the other hand will be on to talk about Heart of the Sea based on the true story of the whaling ship Essex which was the model for Moby Dick (in public domain by the way, you can read the whole text here).
Either that or his new book A Curious Mind: The Secret to a Bigger Life.
Tonightly- is “thug” the new n-word? More on the Baltimore unrest. You stop being racist and I’ll stop talking about it. Our panel is BobCostas, Charlamagne, Chloe A. Hillard, and Dios MiGos.
Larry really books the obscure guests. Get a Wiki page you dopes!
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Hasan Minhaj
Oh, and a little Trevor Noah (not his best work I’m afraid).
On The Daily Show we continue our parade of media whores, con men, and liars with Judith Miller who has as much blood on her hands as William Randolph Hearst.
Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits — a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.
Rosebud.
George Stephanopoulos, another asshole who got a web exclusive extended interview. It and the real news below.
Ok, so I missed last night. It’s a hard time of year for me when seasons change and my allergies have kept me from sleeping well. But you know, almost everything on The Nightly yesterday was kind of cringe inducing if you have any empathy at all for transpeople starting with the fixation on Bruce Jenner’s private medical choices.
Who cares and it’s none of your damn business you nosey asshole if you do.
When I say almost I mean everything except the scant time Larry devoted to Baltimore where Jon kicked his butt. Interesting that a white guy from Jersey did a better job than the African-American. Maybe he’ll make up for it tonight.
Neil deGrasse Tyson will be on to promote Star Talk TV, a late night TV version of his ongoing radio series, Star Talk Radio. The program started April 20th on the National Geographic Channel and at 11 pm ET goes head to head against Jon for at least a 10 week run.
Or maybe his role as Waddles the pig in Gravity Falls.
I really hate it when scum like Dana Perino get a web exclusive extended interview and I have to post it below. Also the real news.
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