Tag: sausage grinder of snark

Trojan Horse?!  Inconceivable!

Curried Qaeda

The real news, as well as this week’s guests below.

Forecast: Cloudy

Kevin Spacey and the Caliphate

The real news, as well as next week’s guests below.

Job Hunt

Then, in the dream, I’d take a nap.

The real news, as well as this week’s guests below.

The Best Beer On The Planet

Zombie Reagan

The real news, as well as this week’s guests and a friendly duck below.

Phallic Symbolism

What?!  No Truthiness?!

Who will be working on Labor Day?  Well I will because you have to have a gosh darn good excuse to travel on a Holiday when everyone else is on the road too.  Our boys. perched as they are in the navel of the universe- New York City, simply get another day off.

The real news, as well as the 2 part web exclusive extended interview with Hassan Abbas and next week’s guests below.

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Is It Live Or Is It Memorex?

Perhaps tonight we shall see how hung over Stephen really was.  The real news, as well as the 2 part web exclusive extended interview with David Rose below.

Back to School

Calculations

Congratulations on Stephen’s Emmy.  An abbreviated piece below.

Had I known I might have devoted more time to my pieces.

On the other hand they could have picked better guests.

I suppose it’s just as well.  Next week I’ll be mobile too and instead of blowing off my hosts politely excusing myself so I can spend some quality time with you, dear readers, I’ll be stuck dealing with them able to pay attention to every.  last.  excruciating.  detail.  of Uncle Phil’s hip replacement (while wittly pointing out I don’t understand why he needed it replaced since he’s just so with it and having him shake his cane at me and declaiming- “And that’s the problem with you kids today!”  C’mon Phil, I’m 120+ years old!).

These are the times you savor as you’re hooked up to your respirator gasping for your last breath because they remind you living is highly over rated.

Go into the light!  Actually it won’t be nearly that bad.  I’ll be travelling north where the only problem is that the bridge is still there when I have to leave.  Nope, it’s sheer inertia that makes me hate change as much as I do, even the good kind.

How will you fare?  I suspect without me, though I’m not vanishing to another dimension and I’m fairly well set to continue my usual obnoxiousness on the road. You know where I can be found.

I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too.

I don’t understand it, Tom.

Me, neither, Ma, but – just somethin’ I been thinkin’ about.

Oh, you’d rather be listening to Wu-Tang Clan.  Me too.

The Next Sean Hannity

The Next Reagan Democrat

Tracy Droz Tragos and Brian Chesky below.

Branding

Old People Talk

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Super Genius

I’m saving Colbert for the 8th when we can do the Time Warp again, so here’s the plan.  We hold the government ransom for…

659 MILLION DOLLARS!

Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay?  I’ve been frozen for thirty years.  Throw me a frickin’ bone here!  I’m the boss!  Need the info.

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