So I had to go to Chattanooga for a meeting and because of my capo di tutti awesomeness I was not only sentenced to an extra week (I’ll note in passing that I’ve never had food delivered to the table as I ordered it in the State of Tennessee, they’re nice people and very polite …
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Jul 20 2017
Things continue to get weirder.
Mr. Harris, we have your fingerprints on the safe. A photo of you opening the safe. A post using the hashtag #JustRobbedTheSafe. So, what are we supposed to think? #HipperThanThou: Yeah, so you were going for that The Shining reference Stephen. Wake Up! It’s 2017 not 1991. We call it The Black Lodge.
Jul 20 2017
Transvaginal Ultrasound
In case I haven’t made it crystal I don’t have one and of the other I’ve had more than enough. The thing about Ultrasound is that they smear you up with K-Y Jelly and send you back home sticky and icky. I much prefer MRIs (where the receptionist and I chat about our SAD, she …
Jul 19 2017
Not Good News At All
Glioblastoma is the most common type of cancerous tumor originating in the brain. The prognosis is dire. It is nearly 100% fatal with survival from time of diagnosis ranging from weeks or months to just 3 years. I don’t report this because I take any joy in it, but it seems from initial reporting that …
Jul 19 2017
Fearless Zombie Hunter
So, you remember what I said in the dim, dark, unrecorded past of… well, yesterday actually? Because I am naturally cautious and have experienced too many Zombie Resurrections I’m not quite ready to declare Trumpcare staked, decapitated with a mouthful of garlic, pumped with a clip of silver bullets, dissolved in a vat of Holy …
Jul 18 2017
Denial or Something Else?
As I do my afternoon surfing I notice some commentators are amazed that Mitch McConnell, without any hope of success, is still going to force a Repeal vote. Well, let me tell you how it is. Of course this is a capo di tutti story. By the time I ran for election I’d already been …
Jul 18 2017
The Next Horrible
Because I am naturally cautious and have experienced too many Zombie Resurrections I’m not quite ready to declare Trumpcare staked, decapitated with a mouthful of garlic, pumped with a clip of silver bullets, dissolved in a vat of Holy Water, and shot into the surface of the Sun. Though I certainly hope so. The important …
Jul 17 2017
Teabaggers!
Ok, ok, they are the scum of the earth, bigoted, racist, misogynist assholes the lot. They are a lot more reliable than Neo Liberal Centrists (who are of course reliable in their own way, which is they’d sell their own children for a magic bean) because they actually believe that flat earth reprehensible cow manure …
Jul 17 2017
7 Days, 6 Lies
I dunno, there may have been some more today. I don’t watch Cable Noise, ‘Tween Comedies and Cartoons only (want to know about Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz? I’d be happy to tell you.). 6 defenses of Donald Trump Jr.’s Russia meeting — each more dubious than the last By Aaron Blake, Washington Post July …
Jul 17 2017
Subdural Hematoma
Essentially it’s a bruise between the skull and the membrane that surrounds the brain. If it’s not drained and the pressure on the brain relieved… well, it will probably kill you. But not to worry, Doctors have been treating these for thousands of years by drilling a hole in your head (Trepanning) to let out …
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