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18 Minutes? Try 5 Hours.

Among the most risible things about Watergate (you put your tape along the door jamb, not across it so the Guard can see it) is the picture of Rose Mary Woods attempting to duplicate the circumstances under which she said she accidentally erased 18 minutes of the “Smoking Gun” Tape (immediately after the “Smoking Gun” …

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‘Gina

“Best case scenario- You win a Chocolate Contest and you end up impressing a Slave Owner by surviving his child murder factory but that’s only going to happen to… what? 12, 14 of them tops? The rest of them are facing a big challenge here.”

Remember those Tax Returns?

Whoomp! There it is. Trump Taxes: President Ordered to Turn Over Returns to Manhattan D.A. By William K. Rashbaum and Benjamin Weiser, The New York Times Oct. 7, 2019 A federal judge on Monday rejected a bold argument from President Trump that sitting presidents are immune from criminal investigations, a ruling that allowed the Manhattan …

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Joint Compound

The terrible thing is that they provide a critical service. What some people forget is there are regulations because we need them. As they say in the biz- “Every Warning is a Lawsuit.”

Sharks, Stairs, and Books

4Chan Wet Dreams The Indiana Mafia The Squad + 1

Ain’t It A Shane

Some people aren’t funny Frank. Don’t take it personally. Season Opener October 15th TV It ain’t easy being cheesy Late 80s Childhood Memories Don’t you worry ’bout a thang All the drama of Upstairs, Downstairs, but more recent Pumpkin Spice Indeed Oh, you weren’t expecting News? What about Baseball do you misunderstand?

“Finally!”

TMC is traveling and I suppose I could get away with including Sam’s modifier but as she points out I can work better than blue and I have family who, while I know they have heard language like that before, I’d just as soon be able to plausibly deny they learned it from watching me …

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“These Poor Men!”

When will we stop persecuting them for whipping their dicks out in public?

Sometimes, it’s stupid things.

I can’t help marking this moment in my most annoying and irritating “I told you so!” voice. It seems idiotic given all that has gone before, including that First Act Mantlepiece scene with Lester Holt. This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a …

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Glass Half Empty

Too early for Flapjacks? As I wander my branch of the Multiverse I sometimes wonder what happens to the characters in the discarded (from a narrative standpoint) realities. Do they disappear? Do they wake up with a harrowing nightmare of Phil manaically screaming “We’re not going to play by their rules any more”? I know …

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