So sorry Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio but I find the hidden mysteries of Masonry (which I’m happy to talk about any time with anyone excepting the grips and words because if you can’t be trusted to keep something stupid and silly secret, what exactly can you be trusted with?) and the secrets of Oak Island …
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Feb 05 2019
Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat
So I just listened to Morning Joe debate whether to give Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio a “Symbolic” victory on his Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism. I imagine you can already tell my position on this revolting development, but just in case you can’t- I’m against it. Bob Woodward, who has journeyed from crusading journalist …
Feb 04 2019
Under Pressure
It is truly amazing how fast the wheels are coming off for Unindicted Co-consprirator Bottomless Pinocchio. Oh that. Look, I could catch you up on the plot which is extremely complicated and involves about 10 love triangles as well as umm… magic you know so it requires a thorough suspension of disbelief. There’s also a …
Feb 01 2019
Self Defeating “Pragmatists”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Professor Senator Elizabeth Warren are making Republicans nervous by threatening them where it
Feb 01 2019
Some Words About the Nature of Pinocchios and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Well, first of all, Witches are made of wood, just like Pinocchio. It’s a fair cop. But I do think a system that allows billionaires to exist when there are parts of Alabama where people are still getting ringworm because they don’t have access to public health is wrong. And I think it’s wrong that …
Jan 31 2019
Way Back When
Let me tell you about Internet Years. They’re kind of like Dog Years where the cliché goes that every Human Year is the same as 7 Dog Years which is fair enough actually when you consider the rate they develop from bumbling (but cute) Puppies to rather fragile and elderly companions. Most Dogs live about …
Jan 31 2019
About Eczema
Sigh, not my best moment. From the time I was about 11 until I was 15 or 16 I suffered from severe Eczema on my feet and legs and also my arms. It was pretty terrible. My skin would slough off in sheets leaving weeping red welts. I itched constantly. Skin moisteners and Cortisone had …
Jan 30 2019
An Apple A Day Is… OK.
Gah- it’s an abbreviation for Oklahoma stupid spellcheck! Anyway, in Some More News– Somebody comes into our country, they touch one foot on the ground, and we have to catch them. It’s called “Catch.” We take their names and we bring them to court – can you believe this? – and we release them. And …
Jan 29 2019
Are Democrats Too Worried About Howard Schultz?
Umm… Yes. First, Institutional Democrats overestimate the importance of the Independent/Third Party Vote. They did it with John Anderson, they did it with Ross Perot, they did it with Ralph Nader, and they did it with Jill Stein. Blaming your failures on Third Parties, Gerrymandering, and Foreign Interference are simply excuses for under performance and …
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