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5 x Five

5 x Five

I don’t normally watch, but you’ll want to see this before it gets taken down.

I’ll have some motherfucking iced tea now.

Coda: from Mediaite-

No one man can be more corrupt than soccer can be boring.

The Beat Poetry stylings of Marco Rubio.

Unfortunately I can’t find the close captioning button anymore, but it appears that there were at least 2 versions of this famous work of art (much like the young Mona Lisa).  Here’s a sample captured by TheMomCat (Full Transcript below the fold).

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(h/t TiaRachel and the crew at The Daily Show/The Colbert Report and of course Stephen and his writers)

And, just when you thought the Miss America Pageant had lost all social relevance-

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Philadelphia Tries Out Condom Vending Machines To Combat ‘Epidemic’ STD Rates

By Tara Culp-Ressler posted from ThinkProgress Health

Jan 3, 2013 at 6:40 pm

Reuters reports that more than 400 public schools across the country currently make condoms available to students through a nurse, guidance counselor, or other school personnel. Less than ten percent of schools make condoms directly available to teens without an adult intermediary – in a basket, bowl, or vending machine – as Philadelphia’s schools have started to do.

It’s Philly, he’ll get to it.

Epicurious.com editors got together and selected 3 menus for your end time dining pleasure.  The first one is based on actual Mexican and Guatemalan cuisine and consists of a Shrimp Ceviche (Ceviche de Camaron), Chicken Tamales with Tomatillo/Cilantro Sauce, Chayote Slaw, Braised and Fried Pork Carnitas, a Chocolate Flan, and a Tropical Fruit Margarita “because if the end has come, a little inebriation is in order.”

Tropical Fruit Margarita

(serves six)

Rimming-

• Lime wedges
• Sugar (for rimming)

Drink-

• 3 cups Homemade Sweet-and-Sour Mix for Margaritas
• 1 cup gold tequila
• 3/4 cup papaya nectar
• 3/4 cup guava nectar
• 1/2 cup canned cream of coconut available in the liquor department of most supermarkets.
• 16 ice cubes
• 6 lime slices

Rim 6 glasses.

Combine 1/2 your sweet-and-sour mix, tequila, papaya and guava nectar, cream of coconut and ice cubes in blender. Process until blended. Repeat. Pour into 6 glasses. Garnish each with lime slice.

Rest of the recipes below the fold.