Jul 18 2010

GBCW

(10 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Sigh . . .

This web site on the ol’ blogosphere isn’t fulfillin’ my hopes and dreams for America anymore.  I’ve been a member for 47 minutes now but it just ain’t workin’ out.  Ya don’t believe me?  Look at all the problems this so-called “Stars Hollow Gazette” hasn’t fixed yet:

1) Socialism is still rampantly attackin’ our society.

2) Bristol is still marryin’ that fool that knocked her up.

3) Where is Obama’s birth certificate?  Huh?  WHERE IS IT?

4) The government is still pokin’ its nose in BP’s business;  let the free market clean up the oil when it’s darn good and ready!

5) Mexicans.

6) The New Black Panthers.

7) The NAACP has the nerve to call the Tea Party Patriots a bunch of racists!

8) “Mama Grizzlies” like Sharron Angle are still gettin’ their words twisted around by the lamestream media (by directly quotin’ her).

9) Atheists are usin’ hair dryers to un-baptize themselves — I’m not kiddin’ ya!  It symbolically dries up the holy water (and God’s tears).

10) The gays are STILL gettin’ married in Iowa!  Whiskey-tango-foxtrot?

It’s all too much for me to bear.  Now, even though I ain’t no qui . . . ummmmmm . . . even though I’ve dedicated myself to the success of this web site for almost an hour now, I’m thinkin’ it’s time to move on.  What does the ol’ future hold for me, in my constant struggle for truth, justice, and the American Way?  Hopefully a boat-load of cash!  It sure worked out the last time I quit somethin’.

Carltonvenue

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  1. to stick it out longer (like maybe TWO hours), but the atheists and their hair dryers put me over the edge.

    Maybe I’ll try bloggin’ at the Weather Channel web site next . . .  

    1. maybe I’m bein’ too hasty.  I do have a soft spot in my heart for prohibitin’ things (gays, Mexicans, etc).

      Let’s give it another hour and see how things go, OK?

      1. I’m the devil’s worst nightmare — a well-armed servant of God!

  2. I can see your butt house from here.

  3. 😉

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