Mostly premiers. Yas Marina Qualifying @ 8 am.
Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.
What’s the catch?
The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever. I’ll give you to sunrise to think it over.
Hey! Is it worth it?
Oh yeah, it’s worth it. If you’re strong enough!
- ABC Family– Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- AMC– Wrong Turn, The Walking Dead x 2 (this week’s)
- Disney– Avalon High (World Premier), Wizards of Waverly Place (Season Premier), Fish Hooks (premier)
- E!– The Soup (premier)
- ESPN– Hoopies, Jazz @ Hawks, Trail Blazers @ Thunder
- ESPN2– College Throwball, Boise State @ Idaho
- Food– Outrageous Food (premier)
- FX– What Happens in Vegas (again), Just Married
- National Geographic– Dog Whisperer (premier)
- Oxygen– Hairspray (not the good 1988 version)
- Sci Fi– Sanctuary
- Style– Chicago
- TBS– Meet the Fockers x 2
- Turner Classic– Tea for Two, The Daughter of Rosie O’Grady (Gordon MacRae night)
- TLC– What Not to Wear marathon (2 premiers)
- TNT– Men in Black x 2
- Toon– Sym-Bionic Titan, Generator Rex, Clone Wars (premiers)
- True– Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura marathon (with premier)
- USA– Pretty Woman x 2, Juno
Later-
- Bravo– The World is Not Enough
- Comedy– Lewis Black: Stark Raving Black (premier)
- Sci Fi– Stargate Universe (this week’s), Sanctuary (Instapeat)
- Style– Pretty in Pink
- Turner Classic– Oklahoma (more Gordon)
- TNT– Ali
- Toon– Childrens Hospital, The Office (the good one)
- Speed– Formula 1 Debrief
Dave hosts Kelly Ripa, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Reba McEntire. No Conan.
You’ll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You’ll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you’ll have no identifying marks of any kind. You’ll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You’re a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don’t exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We’re “them.” We’re “they.” We are the Men in Black.
You see, the difference between you and me is I make this look good.
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