Well, you can watch Bristol Palin. Other Premiers. American Masters, Lennon NYC.
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
- ABC Family– A Carol Christmas, Holiday in Handcuffs
- AMC– Troy (Joey?)
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon
- Discovery– Brew Masters (Series Premier repeat), Sr. v. Jr. x 2
- E!– Bruce Almighty
- ESPN– Throwball, Broncos @ Chargers
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Duke v. Marquette, Gonzaga v. Kansas State
- Food– The Best Thing I Ever Ate (premier)
- FX– The Devil Wears Prada
- History– Basically Pawn Stars
- Lifetime– Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal
- Oxygen– Kiss the Girls x 2
- Sci Fi– Fight Club
- Spike– National Security
- TBS– Family Guy night
- Turner Classic– Footlight Parade
- TLC– Cakes (premiers)
- Toon– Adventure Time with Finn & Jake, Regular Show, MAD, Robotomy (premiers)
- Vs.– Bruins @ Lightning
Later-
- AMC– A Few Good Men
- ESPN– College Hoopies, Virginia v. Washington
- FX– Mr. 3000 (better than it reads)
- Spike– Bad Santa
- Turner Classic– The Public Enemy, Little Caesar
- TNT– Glory Daze (Series Premier repeat)
- USA– Street Kings x 2
Dave hosts Natalie Portman and Jay Pharoah. Jon and Stephen are in repeats, 10/27 and 11/10. Alton has Π, Pumpkin and Apple. Conan hosts Zachary Levi and Christina Aguilera.
Boondocks– The Story of Catcher Freeman
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.
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