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Nov 23 2010

Prime Time

Well, you can watch Bristol Palin.  Other Premiers.  American Masters, Lennon NYC.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.

Later-

Dave hosts Natalie Portman and Jay Pharoah.  Jon and Stephen are in repeats, 10/27 and 11/10.  Alton has Π, Pumpkin and Apple.  Conan hosts Zachary Levi and Christina Aguilera.

BoondocksThe Story of Catcher Freeman

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

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  1. ek hornbeck
  2. Eddie C

    Lennon NYC, that’s for me.

    And on that same station Jan Schakowsky went on the PBS NewsHour and sounding like Joan McCarter.

    Does that mean they will kick her out of the Party, or was it just here turn to feed the pesky liberals.    

  3. Eddie C

    I watched it on commercial television once and quite a bit is cut out.

    You know the part when the club owner throws Brad Pitt a miserable beating, that’s not cut out. Or when Edward Norton beats Jared Leto’s face to a pulp, it’s in there.

    But there is a fuzzy circle do no nobody sees the dildo on Helena Bonham Carter dresser and when Beard Pitt reaches over to give it a twang it looks like his hand disappears.

    Because nobody should be forced to view a plastic cock between bloody beatings.  

  4. Eddie C

    It’s Rep. Schakowsky: Social Security Not Part of Deficit Problem, a very good segment where I’m sure she will be left hanging out on her own.

    I’d love topost it but I always run into these too short embed codes from the NewHour that are disallowed. Can anyone explain it to me?  

  5. Eddie C

    had to be the best television soliloquy ever.  

  6. Eddie C

    And so far it has been viewed by one person, me.

    probably get up into the double digits by the time the retirement age is 70.  

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