That was quick.
I have to admit another guilty pleasure. Leonardo DiCaprio’s first movie, The Quick and the Dead. In fairness it also has Sharon Stone, Russell Crowe, and Gene Hackman.
All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can’t afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I’m just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven’t got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it’s because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies!
- ABC Family– Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty
- AMC– The Quick and the Dead x 2
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (with premier)
- Disney– Princess Protection Program
- Discovery– Sr. v. Jr. (making of)
- ESPN– College Throwball, GoDaddy.com Bowl: Miami (Ohio) v. Middle Tennessee State (in the interests of full disclosure I suppose I should mention that GoDaddy is our domain name service provider)
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Xavier @ Cincinnati, Northwestern @ Illinois
- Food– Ace of Cakes (premier)
- FX– Rush Hour x 2
- History– Aliens! and Conspiracy Theories (premier)
- Lifetime– Deadly Relations
- TBS– Failure to Launch
- Turner Classic– I’m All Right, Jack, Heavens Above! (Peter Sellers night)
- TLC– Sarah Palin’s Alaska marathon
- TNT– Hoopies, Thunder @ Mavs, Nuggets @ Kings
- Travel– Man v. Food marathon (thank goodness)
- USA– National Treasure x 2
- VH1– SNL marathon
Later-
- AMC– Airplane
- Turner Classic– Two Way Stretch
- USA– Jurassic Park III
- VH1– Fight Club
Dave hosts Seth Rogen, Beau Garrett, and The Walkmen. Jon has Patton Oswalt, Stephen Dr. Ronald Depinho. Conan in repeats from 12/13.
Elaine, you’re a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
No.
I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
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