Some premiers. New Simpsons, Cleveland, Family Guy, Bob’s Burgers Series Premier. Nature has a Born Free follow up, Masterpiece Theater an Edwardian costume piece.
Duty. A starship captain’s life is filled with solemn duty. I have commanded men in battle. I have negotiated peace treaties between implacable enemies. I have represented the Federation in first contact with twenty-seven alien species. But none of this compares with my solemn duty today… as best man. Now, I know, on an occasion such as this, it is expected that I be gracious and fulsome in my praise on the wonders of this blessed union, but have the two of you considered what you were doing to me? Of course you’re happy, but what about *my* needs? This is all a damned inconvenience. While you’re happily settling in on the Titan, I will be training my new first officer. You all know him. He’s a tyrannical martinet who will never, *ever*, allow me to go on away missions.
- ABC Family– A Bug’s Life, Liar Liar
- AMC– Exit Wounds x 2
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (with premier)
- Disney– Hannah Montana, Shake It Up (premiers)
- Discovery– Auction Kings marathon
- ESPN– College Throwball, Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl: Boston College v. Nevada
- Food– Challenge, Worst, Iron Chef America (premiers)
- FX– Hellboy II: The Golden Army x 2
- History– Ax Men (last week’s and new), Top Gear (premier)
- Lifetime– The Craigslist Killer
- Nick– News special on Haiti
- Sci Fi– Star Trek Generations, Star Trek Nemesis
- Style– The Dish (premier)
- TBS– Just Married x 2
- Turner Classic– This Is the Night, The Match King
- TLC– Sarah Palin’s Alaska x 2 (premier, Season, and perhaps Series, Finale)
- TNT– Hitch x 2
- Toon– Young Justice League, Clone Wars (this week’s)
- USA– The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
- Vs.– Tin Cup x 2
The Venture Brothers– Home Insecurity, The Incredible Mr. Brisby
Later-
- AMC– Money Train
- Sci Fi– Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Star Runners
- TBS– Mean Girls
- Turner Classic– Friends and Lovers, Umarete Wa Mita Keredo (shhhh)
- TNT– Why Did I Get Married?
- Toon– Robot Chicken (Season Premier)
- USA– The Golden Compass
I take it the odds are against us in a situation this grim.
You could say that.
You know, if Spock were here, he’d say that I was an irrational, illogical human being by taking on a mission like that. Sounds like fun!
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