OK, so tell us a little bit about yourself.
I’m the founder of 23 different radical leftist organizations including the Africans Fighting Racism and Oppression or AFRO, if you will, uh, the Black Revolutionary Organization or BRO, uh… and also the Black Revolutionary Underground Heroes…
Um, BRUH?
Yeah, BRUH.
Well, the big news tonight is the Divisional Throwball Playoffs (which I intend to bump when we get past the ceremonial drek). On broadcast only PBS is pushing a premier of Austin City Limits with The National and Band of Horses. But there are other things to watch-
- ABC Family– Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Goonies
- AMC– The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Demolition Man
- Bravo– House marathon
- Disney– The Suite Life on Deck (part 2 of last night’s premier)
- Discovery– Dirty Jobs marathon
- E!– Honey x 2 (again and again)
- ESPN– Women’s College Basketball, Vanderbilt @ Tennessee
- ESPN2– PBA Bowling (World Championship), Live Poker
- Food– Challenge marathon
- FX– Hellboy
- History– American Pickers marathon
- Lifetime– Dying Young, Erin Brockovich (Julia Roberts night)
- Oxygen– Juno x 2 (again and again)
- Sci Fi– Meteor Storm, Behemoth x 2
- Spike– The Hunted, Ladder 49
- TBS– Meet the Parents, The Love Guru
- Turner Classic– Black Orpheus, Missing (a little new for Turner Classic)
- TNT– Transformers x 2
- Toon– God, the Devil and Bob (new to Toon)
- Vs.– Bullriding, Snowboarding
Why would they lie to me?
Because the truth hurts, Jazmine. The world is a hard and lonely place and nobody gets anything for free. And you want to know what else? One day, you and everyone you know is gonna die.
Later-
Obi-Wan Kenobi once said: “Your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them.” Seems to be getting harder distinguishing reality from the illusions that people make for us OR from the ones that we make for ourselves… I don’t know, maybe that’s part of the plan. To make me think I’m crazy.
It’s working.
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- ABC Family– Godzilla
- AMC– Enter the Dragon
- Sci Fi– Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York
- Spike– Waterworld (just as bad as they say it is)
- TBS– Drillbit Taylor
- Turner Classic– Friendly Persuasion
- TNT– Resident Evil: Apocalypse
- USA– The Break-Up
- Vs.– NBA D-League Hoopies
SNL– Gwyneth Paltrow and Cee Lo Green
Boondocks– The Real, A Date With the Health Inspector
And so, we’re raising the Terror Alert Level to intense orange-red, based on very credible, detailed information on a non-specific threat. Could it be a hijacking? Absolutely possible. Chemical or biological agent? You bet it could happen. Suicide bomber? Hey, you never know. But what we do know is that it’s absolutely, positively gonna happen today… maybe.
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