Faux is taking a run at Steelers/Jets with new episodes of Simpsons, Bob’s Burgers (Coach McGuirk), and Cleveland.
I have something to show you all! Those of you with weak stomachs should leave now! What you are about to see is a nightmare, inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka!
Holy crap! What happened?
Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super-science. In short, I pissed in God’s eye – and He blinked.
I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
- ABC Family– Mean Girls 2 x 2
- AMC– The Brave One x 2 (rather new)
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (with premier)
- Disney– Good Luck Charlie, Shake It Up (premiers)
- Discovery– Gold Rush, Hogs Gone Wild (I’m not kidding, premier)
- ESPN– Poker
- ESPN2– Australian Open
- Food– Challenge, Worst, Iron Chef America (all premiers)
- FX– Iron Man, Hancock
- History– Ax Men (last week’s and new), Top Gear (premier)
- Lifetime– The Bodyguard (horrible)
- Mational Geographic– 9 /11
- Sci Fi– Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
- Speed– Grand Am: 24 Hours at Daytona (premier)
- TBS– Mamma Mia x 2 (again)
- Turner Classic– Black Narcissus, Lost Horizon
- TNT– The Dark Knight
- Toon– Young Justice League (this week’s actual new one), Clone Wars (Part 3 of the Nightsisters Trilogy repeat)
- Vs.– Bullriding
The Venture Brothers– Ice Station Impossible, Midlife Chrysalis
Later-
- AMC– The Bone Collector
- FX– The 25th Hour
- Lifetime– Nine Months
- TBS– What Women Want
- Turner Classic– Tide of Empire (shhhh)
- TNT– The Matrix Revolutions
- Toon– Robot Chicken (premier), Mongo Wrestling (Series Premier)
- USA– Being Human (Series Premier repeat)
Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can’t win. It’s pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Because I choose to.
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