Meh. If you can get out a good night for a date.
You are too old and fat to be jumping horses.
- AMC– True Grit (I don’t understand why they ever remade this)
- Bravo– Jerry Maguire
- Disney– Good Luck Charlie Snow Show
- Discovery– Gold Rush (last week’s and new), Flying Wild (premier)
- E!– The Soup (premier)
- ESPN– Winter X Games; Hoopies, Celtics @ Suns
- ESPN2– Milrose Games
- FX– Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who!, Kung Fu Panda
- National Geographic– Dog Whisperer (premier)
- Nick– An hour of new Spongebob
- Oxygen– Titanic x 2
- Sci Fi– Being Human (Series Premier repeat)
- Style– Garden State
- TBS– Get Smart (Steve Carell is just awful, in everything)
- Turner Classic– Tunes of Glory, The Odessa File (Ronald Neame night)
- TLC– Say Yes to the Dress marathon (with premier)
- TNT– The Dark Night
- Toon– Clone Wars (premier of Part 1 of the 3 Part Mortis story arc)
- VH1– Ghostbusters
You’re gonna endanger us, you’re gonna endanger our client – the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog…
Not necessarily. There’s definitely a *very slim* chance we’ll survive.
I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it! LET’S DO IT!
Later-
An American without ice in his drink is unthinkable, if not unconstitutional!
…
Yours was gin and ginger ale, right?Mine was NEVER gin and ginger ale. Montrochet ’69, right next to the beer.
- AMC– El Dorado
- Bravo– Something’s Gotta Give
- Comedy– Eddie Murphy Raw
- Disney– Phineas and Ferb
- FX– Lights Out (this week’s)
- Spike– Days of Thunder
- TBS– Legally Blonde
- Turner Classic– Hopscotch (genuinely good and horribly under exposed caper flick with Walter Matthau and Glenda Jackson, you should set your VCR)
- TNT– Lethal Weapon, The Negotiator
- USA– Chaos
Dave in repeats from 1/13.
And at the end, everybody sued me. Claiming I whipped they ass. I’m 5ft 10in, I weigh 180lbs. I cannot whip a disco’s ass by myself.
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