My native habitat is the theater. In it I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator. I am essential to the theatre.
- AMC– True Grit x 2
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (with premier)
- Comedy– Onion SportsDome (premier)
- Disney– The Luck of the Irish
- Discovery– Dirty Jobs (last week’s and new), American Treasures (premier)
- ESPN– College Hoopies, Illinois @ Purdue, Vanderbilt @ Kentucky
- ESPN2– College Hoopie, Baylor @ Oklahoma
- Food– Cupcake Wars (premier)
- FX– The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Lights Out x 3 (premier + 2 Instapeats)
- History– Top Shot (Season 2, Episode 4 premier)
- Lifetime– American Pickers x 2
- Sci Fi– TNG marathon
- Turner Classic– The Emperor Waltz, All About Eve
- TLC– What Not to Wear (last week’s and new)
- TNT– Payback
- Travel– Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern marathon (with premier)
- USA– White Collar x 2 (premier + Instapeat)
- Vs.– Sabres @ Rangers
I’ll admit I may have seen better days, but I’m still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.
Later-
I’m going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don’t get me first.
- Oxygen– Interview with the Vampire, I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
- Turner Classic– Cabaret
- TV Land– Retired at 35, Hot in Cleveland (this week’s)
- USA– Royal Pains, Fairly Legal (this week’s)
Dave hosts Amanda Seyfried, B.J. Novak, and the cast of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. Jon has Ayman Safadi, Stephen Evan Osnos. Conan hosts Piers Morgan, Emmy Rossum, and Nick Griffin (who has an interesting name doppelganger).
That’s me, darling. Unusual places, unusual love affairs. I am a most strange and extraordinary person.
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