03/04/2011 archive

Prime Time

Hardly any premiers and if you tell me, “But ek, American Idol is choosing their finalists” I’m banning you from this piece.

Can you understand this, Mr. Byam? Discipline is the thing. A seaman’s a seaman. A captain’s a captain. And a midshipman, Sir Joseph or no Sir Joseph, is the lowest form of animal life in the British Navy.

I want to be alone.

Later-

I don’t belong here, I feel it, don’t you think I feel it. I can’t do any of these vile things and I wouldn’t WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you’re the devil. Oh God.

But baby, we LIKE you.

Dave hosts Robin Williams and Judy Greer.  Jon has Diane Ravitch, Stephen Mark W. Moffett.  Conan hosts Emily Blunt, Martha Stewart, and Taio Cruz.

Mr. Spicoli your absolutely right, it is our time.  Yours, mine and everyone else’s.  But it is my class.  Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza.  Be my guests.  Get a good one.

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