Hardly any premiers and if you tell me, “But ek, American Idol is choosing their finalists” I’m banning you from this piece.
Can you understand this, Mr. Byam? Discipline is the thing. A seaman’s a seaman. A captain’s a captain. And a midshipman, Sir Joseph or no Sir Joseph, is the lowest form of animal life in the British Navy.
- ABC Family– Along Came Polly, Meet the Parents
- AMC– The Brave One x 2
- Animal Planet– Animals Attack!
- Comedy– Futurama quasi-marathon
- Discovery– Man v. Wild (last week’s and new), Out of the Wild (premier)
- ESPN– College Hoopies, Tennessee @ South Carolina, Wisconsin @ Indiana
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, St. John’s @ Seton Hall, UCLA @ Washington
- Food– Ice Brigade (Series Premier)
- FX– Archer (premier)
- Sci Fi– Nomad remake
- TBS– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
- Turner Classic– Grand Hotel, Mutiny on the Bounty
- TNT– Hoopies, Magic @ Heat, Nuggets @ Jazz
- Travel– Man v. Food marathon (thank goodness)
- USA– Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Fairly Legal x 2 (premier + Instapeat)
- VH1– SNL marathon
I want to be alone.
Later-
I don’t belong here, I feel it, don’t you think I feel it. I can’t do any of these vile things and I wouldn’t WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you’re the devil. Oh God.
But baby, we LIKE you.
- AMC– Overboard (really good)
- FX– Hitman
- Sci Fi– Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
- Turner Classic– The Broadway Melody
- Toon– Eagleheart (premier)
- USA– White Collar, Royal Pains (this week’s)
- VH1– Fast Times at Ridgemont High (also really good)
Dave hosts Robin Williams and Judy Greer. Jon has Diane Ravitch, Stephen Mark W. Moffett. Conan hosts Emily Blunt, Martha Stewart, and Taio Cruz.
Mr. Spicoli your absolutely right, it is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else’s. But it is my class. Mr. Spicoli has been nice enough to offer us some pizza. Be my guests. Get a good one.
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