Well, a lot of premiers. Amazing Race for one. Animation Domination on Faux. America’s Next Great Restaurant Series Premier (though if you’re stealing ideas from basic cable it’s a sign of weakness). PBS has Ken Burns on Mark Twain (some of you wonder why I use ek hornbeck, that other one is already taken).
What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way!
- ABC Family– Monsters, Inc. x 2
- AMC– Scarface x 2 (again and again)
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (with premier)
- Disney– Good Luck Charlie, Shake It Up (premiers)
- ESPN– Hoopies, Knicks @ Hawks, Celtics @ Bucks
- ESPN2– WCC Tournament, 2 Semi-Finals
- Food– Challenge, Iron Chef America (premiers), Chopped (All Stars Episode 1 premier)
- FX– Ghost Rider, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
- History– Ax Men (last week’s and new)
- National Geographic– Earth: Making of a Planet (World Premier)
- Nick– News (premier)
- Sci Fi– Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Dawn of the Dead (not the good 1978 version)
- Spike– Star Wars x 2
- Style– The Dish (premier)
- TBS– You’ve been Gumped x 2 (again and again)
- Turner Classic– The Seven-Per-Cent Solution, The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (Sherlock Holmes night and both quite clever movies)
- TNT– Journey to the Center of the Earth x 2
- Toon– Young Justice League, Clone Wars (both this week’s), Baby Blues, Oblongs
- USA– Raiders of the Lost Ark x 2, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Vs.– Bullriding
I never guess: it is an appalling habit, destructive to the logical faculty. A private study is an ideal place for observing facets of a man’s character. That the study belongs to you exclusively is evident from the dust: not even the maid is permitted here, else she would scarcely have ventured to let matters come to this pass.
Later-
Your separation from various societies is indicated by these blank spaces surrounding your diploma, clearly used at one time to display additional certificates. Now, what can it be that forces a man to remove these testimonials to his success? Why, only that he has ceased to affiliate himself with these various societies and hospitals and so forth, and why do this, having once troubled to join them all? It is possible that he became disenchanted with one or two of them, but NOT likely that his disillusionment extended to all. Rather, I postulate it is THEY who became disenchanted with YOU, doctor, and asked you to resign, from all of them. Why, I’ve no idea. But some position you have taken, evidently a medical one, has discredited you in their eyes.
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Have I omitted anything of importance?
My sense of honor.
Oh, it is implied by the fact that you have removed the plaques from the societies to which you no longer belong. In the privacy of your study, only you would know the difference.
The clue obviously lies in the word “cheddar.” Let’s see now. Seven letters. Rearranged, they come to, let me see: “Rachedd.” “Dechdar.” “Drechad.” “Chaderd” – hello, chaderd! Unless I’m very much mistaken, chaderd is the Egyptian word meaning “to eat fat.” Now we’re getting somewhere!
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