Rant of the Week: Bill Maher

New Rules with Bill Maher October , 19, 2012

What the hell is “zumba”? and no matter what it is, how popular can it be if you have to throw in a blowjob.

When you want to say what’s the cheapest thing I can feed you that’s still technically food, nothing says it like pizza.

My  question is, what is it about being able to figure out how to get a 2000 calorie wheel of grease to your front door in 30 minutes that turns a man’s politics so far to the right?

See the guys eating dollar bills? That’s because the other choice is Domino’s Pizza

Then of course there’s Godfather’s Pizza’s Herman Cain, who when he said try my ‘dippin’ sticks”, he wasn’t talking about the menu

When I order a pizza, it’s late. I’m stoned. I’m out of peanutbutter. he could charge $15 extra dollars, I’d be helpless to object. Pizza is the drunken hook-up of food. you get it a moment of weakness and the next morning you roll over and see the box and think, “Oh God, did I just eat Papa John last night? I’m gonna be sick.”