Jan 10 2014

More Holes in the Story Than in a Sieve

(2 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Poor Gov. Chris Christie has a sad.

Does anyone truly believe that a deputy assistant director would take it upon herself to send this e-mail, if the governor, himself, had not been aware of it? Especially, a control freak, like Chris Christie, who is well known for be a bully and for the misuse of the power of his office?  

What is even more puzzling, why would any voter in his right mind consider this man a contender for the presidency of the US, let alone the governorship of a state (Oh, wait, GWB, but that was Texas)? What was the Democratic leadership thinking when they backed this blowhard, abusive epitome of dirty politics?

Does anyone believe that he only just learned about this yesterday? And, as far as he knew, it was a traffic study? Where has he been the last few weeks, Mars?

As Charles Pierce, rather politely out it, “what a fking poltroon

He was the only victim here. Reading the smoking-gun e-mails, he felt “sad and betrayed” in his pajamas yesterday. (And, again, governor, please do not ever put that image in my head again and how is it that he hadn’t slept in 36 hours if he only learned about this yesterday morning?) He doesn’t know how this disloyal brood of vipers that he hired got the idea that he would be open to some indiscreet political bullying, because he doesn’t think he’s created a climate of bullying in his administration, hasn’t given that much thought at all because he’s spent all the time thinking about how he had come to such a terrible pass, his trust betrayed by Bridget Kelly, the Machiavellette who blindsided the poor dear. Under the bus, acushla. There’s still plenty of room.

And he didn’t even know David Wildstein in high school! He was too busy being the BMOC.

The basic theme of the press conference was that Big Chicken was responsible for one thing and one thing only — of trusting people who preyed on his well-known innocence and his extensively documented and deeply held faith in his fellow human beings. Hell, he didn’t even know the mayor of Fort Lee’s name! He searched his soul and that’s what he came up with — he, Chris Christie, was sold down the river and, because he, Chris Christie was sold down the river, the people of New Jersey, embodied by him, were also betrayed. He was humiliated. He was deceived. What a world it is when a man cannot trust the hacks whom he appoints to serve him. Jesus H. Christ in the HOV lane, Nixon threw Haldeman and Ehrlichman out the windows with more compassion and fellow feeling than Christie demonstrated yesterday.

He apologized to the people in Fort Lee for allowing this passel of Judases to do these terrible things to him. How, he asked, could they possibly look at him berate schoolteachers and reporters and act like a general jackass throughout his political career and think he possibly could sit still for such obvious thuggery? He was a maverick. He works with both sides. He took an oath. Why is he the only honest man in this whole mess? It’s a heavy burden he carries, a lonely road he walks, but he will do it on behalf of the people of New Jersey for what he’s done to them by allowing such terrible, awful, horrible things to be done to him. “This was the job I asked for, and I gotta do it!” What a man is this. Stay under the damn bus, Bridget.

And just for laughs, in the midst of an ongoing investigation by state and federal authorities, Gov. Christie nominated his Chief of Staff, Kevin O’Dowd, to be the next state attorney general. If confirmed by the Democratic Senate, Mr. O’Dowd would be in charge of the investigation that may well involve himself. He is scheduled to appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday.

Even as the controversy over lane closures at the George Washington Bridge continues to roil the Trenton waters, one man who has so far not been implicated could find his future altered.

Kevin O’Dowd, who served as Gov. Chris Christie’s chief of staff as so called ‘bridgegate’ unfolded last fall was nominated last month as the state’s new attorney general.  He is due to go before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday.

The problem for O’Dowd is that Deputy Chief of Staff Bridget Kelly, who was implicated today as part of the investigation into the flap, worked for him. To date none of the emails that have surfaced implicate O’Dowd, even as several other administration members have found themselves caught up in the controversy.

But Judiciary Committee Chairman Sen. Nicholas Scutari said late last night he doesn’t know what effect Kelly’s role in the growing scandal will have on O’Dowd, adding that he’ll wait to see what comes out of today’s Assembly Transportation Committee hearing before deciding what’s next.

The side show continues.

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