Formula One 2016: Marina Bay

I hate the fly aways. Among other things they’re a huge personal inconvenience, disrupting the odd times I can actually sleep, but they also represent the corruption and venality of Formula One, bribery driven circus sideshows of geeky (in the biting heads off chickens sense) display that leave one feeling the need for many long showers that never quite restore a sense of cleanliness.

Why Singapore? Bahrain? Abu Dhabi? Azerbaijan? Tinpot dictatorships willing to erect Potempkin villages on the backs of the people.

Money, that’s why. Eight and a Half Billion Dollars for this freak fest from Liberty Media. Bernie boasts he’s still Supremo for 3 more years, Chase Cary says who is this Ecclestone fellow?

Maybe it’s good news after all.

I doubt anything positive actually comes of it, but I’m an optimist (read it again, it makes perfect sense), at least it’s not Turn Left Bumper Cars where the slow suicidal tendencies of the beer guzzling, chain smoking, open carrying infield dwellers is cutting into the audience for flaming chunks of twisted metal faster than the brain damage from full tilt mosh pit Throw Ball.

Today/Tonight’s debacle will take place on the repurposed streets of Singapore where headlights are forbidden (it’s a small place and well lit so they’re not necessary even for ordinary drivers) and it’s still a tropical 100/100 degrees/humidity even in the dark and speeds are as slow as Monaco in the longest, by time, race of the year. Pirelli is offering Softs, SuperSofts, and UltraSofts. Mercedes qualified on the Ultras and will be looking at a 3 stop, Ultras, Soft, Soft. Rosberg has the pole so if he survives the opening lap he’ll basically disappear straight to the tall step and take over the lead in the Driver’s Championship. Vettel broke his suspension and will start from the back (after a spectacular qualifying lap which was kind of like watching a Top Fuel Dragster wheelie through a Quarter) a position he does not do well from since his only driving talent is blasting to the front and putting an insurmountable gap between himself and the more talented (basically everyone else, he’s also an arrogant asshole so bonus points for that).

If the Baseball season ended today my Mets would get crushed by the Giants in a Wild Card Playoff leading to a Cubs/Senators Series that the displaced D.C. disgraces formerly owned by War Criminal W would win because… it’s the Cubs man! They would find a way!

And Formula One would still have a month of racing left where the only question would be Rosberg or Hamilton.

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    • on 09/18/2016 at 07:19
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    Vent Hole

    • on 09/18/2016 at 07:20
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    Pre race

    • on 09/18/2016 at 07:32
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    Half hour of hype

    • on 09/18/2016 at 07:33
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    Recon laps

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:01
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    The Texass Rangers (not a misspelling, commentary) are the Washington Senators of futile, feckless reputation. I suppose they could lose to the Cubs which would be only what they deserve as Senior League traitors trying to disguise themselves with a cosmetic name change and seeking to improve their image playing a game which is not Baseball but a showcase exhibition of the too old, slow, fat and overpaid.

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:02
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    Formation lap

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:04
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    We race

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:04
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    Safety car

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:06
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    Hulkenberg tags a corner under pressure from Torro Rosso

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:07
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    Free pit for tire changes. Mercedes should, everyone else already on Softs.

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:07
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    Massive pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:14
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    Hulkenberg and Grosjean finished

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:15
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    Mercedes went Ultra (idiots)

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:17
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    Lap 5 of 61

    Rosberg
    Ricciardo
    Hamilton
    Raikkonen
    Alonso
    Kvyat
    Sainz
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Magnussen

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:17
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    Sainz must pit for damage

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:19
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    And he does.

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:21
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    Ericsson pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:23
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    Lap 10 of 61

    Rosberg
    Ricciardo
    Hamilton
    Raikkonen
    Alonso
    Kvyat
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Magnussen
    Gutierrez

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:26
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    Rosberg and Hamilton getting warned of Brake problems

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:27
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    Palmer pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:33
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    Alonso pits. Verstappen too for SuperSofts

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:34
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    Ricciardo pits from SuperSofts, Hamilton from UltraSofts

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:34
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    Kvyat pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:35
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    Bottas Button pit

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:35
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    Rosberg pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:36
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    Lap 16 of 61

    Raikkonen
    Rosberg
    Ricciardo
    Hamilton
    Magnussen
    Gutierrez
    Perez
    Vettel
    Nasr
    Alonso

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:38
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    Rosberg and Hamilton both on Softs

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:38
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    Raikkonen, Magnussen, Nasr pit

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:40
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    Gutierrez pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:40
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    Werhlein pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:43
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    Lap 20 of 61

    Rosberg
    Ricciardo
    Hamilton
    Raikkonen
    Perez
    Vettel
    Alonso
    Kvyat
    Verstappen
    Massa

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:43
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    Ocon pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:51
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    Vettel pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:53
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    Lap 25 of 61

    Rosberg
    Ricciardo
    Hamilton
    Raikkonen
    Perez
    Alonso
    Kvyat
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Magnussen

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:53
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    Perez pits

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:54
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    Ericsson pits again

    • on 09/18/2016 at 08:56
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    Rosberg and Hamilton on just Softs, Ricciardo on SuperSofts

    • on 09/18/2016 at 09:57

    Ricciardo running out of time to catch Rosberg.

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