Formula One 2017: Melbourne

What? March Madness not enough for you? I’m still here being as obnoxious as possible and part of that is Formula One.

Truthfully there are just too many changes for me to report at the moment, with any luck at all I’ll have caught up before Le Tour though I’m not making any promises.

As it is I’ve recreated my timing and scoring account (don’t even ask how counter intuitive it was) so I can give you the commentary you’ve no doubt grown sick of (nothing ever happens, really). After I’ve had a chance to review I may update, but more likely I’ll save it for the next race.

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    • on 03/25/2017 at 23:18
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    Vent Hole

    • on 03/26/2017 at 00:35
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    Your Half Hour of Hype

    • on 03/26/2017 at 00:35
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    Exploration Laps

    • on 03/26/2017 at 00:36
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    Ricciardo stopped on track.

      • on 03/26/2017 at 00:37
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      Stuck in gear.

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:01
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    Formation Lap

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:03
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    Kvyat has a fire extinguisher failure

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:03
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    No Ricciardo

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:04
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    Aborted start

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:08
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    Giovinazzi, Magnossen, and Palmer are on Softs, Ericsson and Stroll SuperSofts, everyone else on UltraSofts

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:09
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    Magnussen and Ericsson tangle. Magnussen has a puncture.

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:10
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    Ricciardo is done.

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:11
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    Wait. Ricciardo out on track.

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:15
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    Lap 5

    Hamilton
    Vettel
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Grosjean
    Sainz
    Perez
    Kvyat

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:22
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    Lap 10 of 57

    Hamilton
    Vettel
    Bottas
    Raikkomen
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Grosjean
    Sainz
    Perez
    Kvyat

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:32
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    Hamilton pits

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:38
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    Lap 20 of 57

    Vettel
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Hamilton
    Kvyat
    Massa
    Perez
    Sainz
    Alonso

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:41
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    Vettel pits

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:44
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    Ericsson, Palmer, and Grosjean stopped

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:49
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    Yellow

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:50
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    Ricciardo stopped

    • on 03/26/2017 at 01:56
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    Lap 31 of 57

    Vettel
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Kvyat
    Massa
    Perez
    Sainz
    Alonso

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:02
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    Lap 36 of 57

    Vettel
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Rakkonen
    Verstappen
    Nassa
    Perez
    Sainz
    Kvyat
    Alonso

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:08
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    Lap 40 of 57

    Vettel
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Perez
    Sainz
    Kvyat
    Alonso

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:14
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    Lap 45 of 57

    Vettel
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Perez
    Kvyat
    Sainz
    Alonso

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:17
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    Stroll stops

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:24
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    Lap 51 of 57

    Vettel
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Perez
    Sainz
    Kvyat
    Ocon

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:24
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    Magnussen stops

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:25
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    Alonso pits

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:27
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    Alonso stops

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:29
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    Lap 55 of 57

    Vettel
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Perez
    Sainz
    Kvyat
    Ocon

    • on 03/26/2017 at 02:32
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    Final

    Vettel
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Raikkonen
    Verstappen
    Massa
    Perez
    Sainz
    Kvyat
    Ocon

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