Jan 10 2019

Boo Boo

I’m sitting here trying to think of things Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio is smarter than.

A rock? No, he’s dumber than a Box of Rocks.

A hammer? No, he’s dumber than a Bag of Hammers.

He’s dumber than surfing in Nebraska.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely. He has less going on upstairs than a one story house. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. An intellect surpassed by garden tools.

He makes Lloyd and Harry look like Einstein.

I don’t know, people think Eric is the stupid one.