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Jan 20 2019

Throwball Conference Championships: Patsies at Chiefs

Have I mentioned recently that I hate the Patsies with the white hot intensity of a thousand Suns? Well, at least not since last week, I’ve been distracted. This is of course because Robert Kraft dicked over Hartford so he could extort a better Stadium in Foxboro, but also because Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are cheaters.

Don’t you think Brady looks old? I sure do and the Chiefs’ Pat Mahomes looks pretty invincible. If it weren’t for 1 asshole fan I’d unreservedly favor the hapless and inoffensive Chiefs unless they were playing a team I liked better (Packers, Giants, Aints, Seahawks, pretty much in that order).

So the Patsies are going down (though again they are predicting a close game, but they always do) and I’ll hardly be able to contain my schadenfreude. My local dive won’t be fit to visit however until Bruins/Celtics mania takes hold in mid-March.

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  1. TMC

    After over 8 minutes of play in the 1st quarter the score is

    Pats 7 – Chiefs 0

  2. TMC

    Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the KC-3. Tremon Smith return for 19 yards to KC16. Tackled by Keion Crossen.

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    1st&10 at KC 16
    Damien Williams rush to the right for 5 yards to the KC21. Tackled by Kyle Van Clossen.

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    2nd&5 at KC 21
    Damien Williams rush up the middle for a loss of 2 yards to the KC19. Tackled by Elandon

  5. TMC

    3rd&7 at KC 19
    Penalty: Holding on New England (Jonathan Jones) 5 yards.

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    1st&10 at KC 24
    Patrick Mahomes incomplete pass to the right intended for Sammy Watkins.

  7. TMC

    2nd&10 at KC 24
    Patrick Mahomes incomplete pass to the left intended for Sammy Watkins.

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    3rd&10 at KC 24
    Patrick Mahomes sacked at KC10 for a loss of 14 yards by Kyle Van Noy.

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    4th&24 at KC 10
    Dustin Colquitt punts for 45 yards to NE45. Julian Edelman return for 11 yards to KC44.

  10. TMC

    1st&10 at KC 44
    Tom Brady incomplete pass to the right intended for Julian Edelman.

  11. TMC

    2nd&10 at KC 44
    Tom Brady pass to the left to Rex Burkhead for 6 yards to the KC38. Tackled by Anthony Hitchens.

  12. TMC

    3rd&4 at KC 38
    James White rush to the right for 4 yards to the KC34. Tackled by Eric Murray.

  13. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 18
    1st and 10

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    Pats 2nd & 6

  15. TMC

    Pats 3rd & 2 at 10

  16. TMC

    Pats 1st & Goal at KC 5 yd

  17. TMC

    End of 1st quarter

  18. TMC

    At the end of the 1st quarter the Score is

    Pats 7 – KC 0

    It will be the Pats ball on the KC 5yd line 1st & Goal

  19. TMC

    Pats now 3rd & goal

  20. TMC

    KC intercept in the end zone

  21. TMC

    KC ball on own 25. 1 st & 10

    Tom Brady pass intended for Rob Gronkowski INTERCEPTED by Reggie Ragland. No return. Touchback.

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    KC 4th & 1 Punts to the Pats

    Pats 1st down on own 31

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    Patriots ball on own 29
    3rd and 7

  24. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 38
    1st and 10

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    Patriots ball on own 47
    2nd and 1

  26. TMC

    Pats ball on 50

    1st & 10

  27. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 42
    4th and 1

  28. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 47
    4th and 6

  29. TMC

    Ryan Allen punts for 32 yards to KC15. No return.

    Chiefs ball on own 15
    1st and 10

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    Chiefs ball on own 23
    3rd and 2

  31. TMC

    KC 1st&10 at NE 23

  32. TMC

    KC 2nd&10 at NE 23

  33. TMC

    KC 3rd&9 at NE 22

  34. TMC

    KC 4th&23 at NE 36

    Patrick Mahomes sacked at NE36 for a loss of 14 yards by Trey Flowers.

  35. TMC

    KC Dustin Colquitt punts for 26 yards to NE10. No return.

    Pats 1st & 10 at own 10

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    Pats 2nd & 8 at 12

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    Patriots ball on own 21
    1st and 10

  38. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 23
    2nd and 9

  39. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 27
    3rd and 4

  40. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 32
    1st & 10

  41. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 38
    1st and 10

  42. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 29
    2nd and 1

  43. TMC

    Pats TOUCHDOWN.

    FG is good

    Pats 14 – Chiefs 0

    Halftime

  44. BobbyK

    Oh well. KC looking a little flat.

  45. TMC

    Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the KC1. Tremon Smith return for 25 yards to KC26.

  46. TMC

    KC 1st&10 at KC 26
    (14:55) Patrick Mahomes pass to the left to Damien Williams for 5 yards to the KC31. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy.

  47. TMC

    KC TOUCHDOWN

    Finally on the board

    Pats 14 – Chiefs 7

  48. BobbyK

    Hooray!

  49. BobbyK

    It’s about time.

  50. TMC

    During the drive:

    2nd&5 at KC 31 Damien Williams rush up the middle for 3 yards to the KC34. Tackled by Trey Flowers.

    3dr&2 KC 34 Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Sammy Watkins for 54 yards to the NE12. Tackled by Stephon Gilmore.

    1st&10 at NE 12NE 14-6
    ) Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Travis Kelce for 12 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.

  51. TMC

    t&10 at NE 25
    (12:56) Tom Brady pass to the right to Rex Burkhead for 6 yards to the NE31. Tackled by Reggie Ragland.

    2nd&4 at NE 31
    (12:23) Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 3 yards to the NE34. Tackled by Kendall Fuller.

    3rd&1 at NE 34
    (11:57) Rex Burkhead rush up the middle for 1 yard to the NE35. Tackled by Reggie Ragland.

    1st&10 at NE 35
    (11:17) Tom Brady incomplete pass to the middle intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Anthony Hitchens.

    2nd&10 at NE 35
    (11:13) Sony Michel rush to the right for 4 yards to the NE39. Tackled by Justin Houston.

    3rd&6 at NE 39
    (10:33) Tom Brady incomplete pass to the middle intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Chris Jones.

    4th&6 at NE 39
    (10:30) Ryan Allen punts for 43 yards to KC18. Tyreek Hill return for a loss of 11 yards to KC7. Tackled by Ramon Humber. Penalty: Illegal Block on Kansas City (Frank Zombo) -3 yards.

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    Chiefs ball on own 4
    1st and 10

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    Chiefs ball on own 16
    1st and 10

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    Chiefs ball on own 11
    1st and 15

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    Chiefs ball on own 8
    3rd and 18

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    Chiefs 4th down on own 8 punt to Pats

    Dustin Colquitt punts for 42 yards to 50. Julian Edelman return for 13 yards to KC37. Tackled by Charcandrick West.

    Patriots ball on 50
    1st and 10

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    Sony Michel rush up the middle for 1 yard to the KC36.

    2nd&8 at KC 35

  58. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 23
    2nd and 9

  59. TMC

    On 4th down Pats kick FG for 3 pts

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 7

  60. TMC

    It is 18°F in Kansas City

  61. BobbyK

    Sigh.

  62. TMC

    Chiefs ball on 25. 1 st & 10

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    Chiefs ball on own 25. 2nd & 10

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    Chiefs ball on own 34. 3rd & 1

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    Chiefs ball on own 36 1st & 10

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    Chiefs ball on own 44 3rd & 2

  67. TMC

    KC 1st & 10

  68. TMC

    KC 1st & 10 on NE 19

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    Chiefs ball on New England 14
    1st and 10

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    Chiefs ball on New England 14
    2nd and 10

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    Flag pass interference 1st & goal a 1

  72. TMC

    KC TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 14

  73. BobbyK

    Maybe starting to look like some momentum finally for KC.

  74. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 24
    1st and 10

  75. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 44
    1st and 10

  76. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 24
    2nd and 10

  77. TMC

    Patriots ball on Chiefs 46
    1st and 10

  78. TMC

    Pats 2nd & 7

  79. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    1st and 10

  80. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 31
    2nd and 7

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    Pats bal on Kansas26
    3rd and 2

  82. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 25
    4th and inches

  83. TMC

    KC stops the Pats on 4th down completion.

    Chiefs ball on own 25
    1st and 10

  84. BobbyK

    Nice job defense.

  85. TMC

    Chiefs 2nd & 8

  86. TMC

    Chiefs 3rd & 8

  87. TMC

    Ciefs 4th down on an incomplete pass

  88. TMC

    KC intercepts fumble on punt to the Pats. Ruling on the field is that is the Chief’s ball Pats 26

  89. TMC

    Chiefs 1 & 10 at NE 26

  90. BobbyK

    Bad call. I don’t think he touched it.

  91. BobbyK

    Good time for KC to score.

  92. TMC

    Cal still under review

  93. TMC

    Call on the field reversed Receiver did not touch the ball

    Patriots ball on own 28
    1st and 10

  94. BobbyK

    Momentum?

  95. TMC

    INTERCEPT BY THE CHIEFS

    Chiefs ball at NE 23 1st & 10

  96. TMC

    Chiefs ball on New England 16
    2nd and 3

  97. TMC

    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 21

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    Pats 1st & 19 at own 25

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    Patriots ball on own 28 2nd & 7

  100. TMC

    Roughing on passer 1st down on Pats 28

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    Patriots ball on own 43
    1st and 10

  102. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 45
    2nd and 8

  103. BobbyK

    Good time to be in the lead!

  104. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 45
    3rd and 8

  105. BobbyK

    Defense needs an interception now.

  106. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 44
    1st and 10

  107. BobbyK

    Not a penalty.

  108. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 30
    1st and 10

  109. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 19
    1st and 10

  110. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 16
    2nd & 7

  111. BobbyK

    Nuts. Looked like a catch. Wasting a challenge.

  112. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    3rd & 1

  113. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    4TH & INCHES

  114. TMC

    Pats TOUCHDOWN on 4th down conversion

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 21

  115. TMC

    c

  116. BobbyK

    Crap.

  117. TMC

    Chiefs ball on own 32
    1st and 10

  118. TMC

    Chiefs ball on own 37
    1st and 10

    Penalty: Holding on New England (J.C. Jackson) 5 yards.

  119. BobbyK

    3:32 left for KC to get back ahead. If it goes to OT Pats have the experience edge.

  120. TMC

    Chiefs 1st & 10 after pass interference by Pats

  121. TMC

    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 28

  122. TMC

    Pats ball at the 2 minute warning

  123. TMC

    Patriots ball on KC 45
    1st and 10

  124. BobbyK

    Don’t celebrate too much guys.
    2 minutes left.

  125. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    2nd and 10

  126. TMC

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    3rd and 10

  127. TMC

    Intercept by KC and a fumble?????

  128. TMC

    Flag offside

    pats 3rd & 5

  129. TMC

    Pats 1st & Goal 1st & 5

  130. TMC

    Patriots TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 31 – Chiefs 28

  131. BobbyK

    Not looking good at the moment.

  132. TMC

    Chiefs ball on own 31
    1st and 10

  133. TMC

    Chiefs ball on NE 48
    1st and 10

  134. TMC

    Chiefs ball on NE 21
    1st and 10

  135. TMC

    Chiefs ball on NE 21 incomple pass

    2nd & 10

    Field goal time

  136. TMC

    FG is GOOD Game Tied

    2nd OT game tonight.

  137. TMC

    Pats 31 – Chiefs 31

  138. BobbyK

    Still think Pats have edge with experience in OT.

  139. TMC

    Patriots recieve. 1st & 10 on own 25

  140. TMC

    Patriots ball on own 35
    1st and 10

  141. TMC

    Pats 3rd & 9

  142. TMC

    Patriots ball on kC 45

    1st & 10

  143. TMC

    Patriots ball on kC 45

    3rdt & 10

  144. TMC

    Patriots ball on KC 30

    1st & 10

  145. TMC

    Patriots ball on KC 30

    2ndt & 10

  146. TMC

    Patriots ball on KC 30

    3rd & 10

  147. TMC

    Patriots ball on KC 15

    1st & 10

  148. TMC

    Pats 1st & Goal on KC 4

  149. TMC

    Pats 2nd & Goal on KC 2

  150. TMC

    Patriots Touchdown for the win

    Pats 37 – Kansas 31

  151. BobbyK

    Well at least KC didn’t make it easy.

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