Have I mentioned recently that I hate the Patsies with the white hot intensity of a thousand Suns? Well, at least not since last week, I’ve been distracted. This is of course because Robert Kraft dicked over Hartford so he could extort a better Stadium in Foxboro, but also because Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are cheaters.
Don’t you think Brady looks old? I sure do and the Chiefs’ Pat Mahomes looks pretty invincible. If it weren’t for 1 asshole fan I’d unreservedly favor the hapless and inoffensive Chiefs unless they were playing a team I liked better (Packers, Giants, Aints, Seahawks, pretty much in that order).
So the Patsies are going down (though again they are predicting a close game, but they always do) and I’ll hardly be able to contain my schadenfreude. My local dive won’t be fit to visit however until Bruins/Celtics mania takes hold in mid-March.
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After over 8 minutes of play in the 1st quarter the score is
Pats 7 – Chiefs 0
Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the KC-3. Tremon Smith return for 19 yards to KC16. Tackled by Keion Crossen.
1st&10 at KC 16
Damien Williams rush to the right for 5 yards to the KC21. Tackled by Kyle Van Clossen.
2nd&5 at KC 21
Damien Williams rush up the middle for a loss of 2 yards to the KC19. Tackled by Elandon
3rd&7 at KC 19
Penalty: Holding on New England (Jonathan Jones) 5 yards.
1st&10 at KC 24
Patrick Mahomes incomplete pass to the right intended for Sammy Watkins.
2nd&10 at KC 24
Patrick Mahomes incomplete pass to the left intended for Sammy Watkins.
3rd&10 at KC 24
Patrick Mahomes sacked at KC10 for a loss of 14 yards by Kyle Van Noy.
4th&24 at KC 10
Dustin Colquitt punts for 45 yards to NE45. Julian Edelman return for 11 yards to KC44.
1st&10 at KC 44
Tom Brady incomplete pass to the right intended for Julian Edelman.
2nd&10 at KC 44
Tom Brady pass to the left to Rex Burkhead for 6 yards to the KC38. Tackled by Anthony Hitchens.
3rd&4 at KC 38
James White rush to the right for 4 yards to the KC34. Tackled by Eric Murray.
Patriots ball on Kansas City 18
1st and 10
Pats 2nd & 6
Pats 3rd & 2 at 10
Pats 1st & Goal at KC 5 yd
End of 1st quarter
At the end of the 1st quarter the Score is
Pats 7 – KC 0
It will be the Pats ball on the KC 5yd line 1st & Goal
Pats now 3rd & goal
KC intercept in the end zone
KC ball on own 25. 1 st & 10
Tom Brady pass intended for Rob Gronkowski INTERCEPTED by Reggie Ragland. No return. Touchback.
KC 4th & 1 Punts to the Pats
Pats 1st down on own 31
Patriots ball on own 29
3rd and 7
Patriots ball on own 38
1st and 10
Patriots ball on own 47
2nd and 1
Pats ball on 50
1st & 10
Patriots ball on Kansas City 42
4th and 1
Patriots ball on Kansas City 47
4th and 6
Ryan Allen punts for 32 yards to KC15. No return.
Chiefs ball on own 15
1st and 10
Chiefs ball on own 23
3rd and 2
KC 1st&10 at NE 23
KC 2nd&10 at NE 23
KC 3rd&9 at NE 22
KC 4th&23 at NE 36
Patrick Mahomes sacked at NE36 for a loss of 14 yards by Trey Flowers.
KC Dustin Colquitt punts for 26 yards to NE10. No return.
Pats 1st & 10 at own 10
Pats 2nd & 8 at 12
Patriots ball on own 21
1st and 10
Patriots ball on own 23
2nd and 9
Patriots ball on own 27
3rd and 4
Patriots ball on own 32
1st & 10
Patriots ball on Kansas City 38
1st and 10
Patriots ball on Kansas City 29
2nd and 1
Pats TOUCHDOWN.
FG is good
Pats 14 – Chiefs 0
Halftime
Oh well. KC looking a little flat.
Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the KC1. Tremon Smith return for 25 yards to KC26.
KC 1st&10 at KC 26
(14:55) Patrick Mahomes pass to the left to Damien Williams for 5 yards to the KC31. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy.
KC TOUCHDOWN
Finally on the board
Pats 14 – Chiefs 7
Hooray!
It’s about time.
During the drive:
2nd&5 at KC 31 Damien Williams rush up the middle for 3 yards to the KC34. Tackled by Trey Flowers.
3dr&2 KC 34 Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Sammy Watkins for 54 yards to the NE12. Tackled by Stephon Gilmore.
1st&10 at NE 12NE 14-6
) Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Travis Kelce for 12 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.
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