Jan 20 2019

Throwball Conference Championships: Patsies at Chiefs

Have I mentioned recently that I hate the Patsies with the white hot intensity of a thousand Suns? Well, at least not since last week, I’ve been distracted. This is of course because Robert Kraft dicked over Hartford so he could extort a better Stadium in Foxboro, but also because Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are cheaters.

Don’t you think Brady looks old? I sure do and the Chiefs’ Pat Mahomes looks pretty invincible. If it weren’t for 1 asshole fan I’d unreservedly favor the hapless and inoffensive Chiefs unless they were playing a team I liked better (Packers, Giants, Aints, Seahawks, pretty much in that order).

So the Patsies are going down (though again they are predicting a close game, but they always do) and I’ll hardly be able to contain my schadenfreude. My local dive won’t be fit to visit however until Bruins/Celtics mania takes hold in mid-March.

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  1. Patriots ball on own 43
    1st and 10

  2. Patriots ball on own 45
    2nd and 8

  3. Good time to be in the lead!

  4. Patriots ball on own 45
    3rd and 8

  5. Defense needs an interception now.

  6. Patriots ball on Kansas City 44
    1st and 10

  7. Not a penalty.

  8. Patriots ball on Kansas City 30
    1st and 10

  9. Patriots ball on Kansas City 19
    1st and 10

  10. Patriots ball on Kansas City 16
    2nd & 7

  11. Nuts. Looked like a catch. Wasting a challenge.

  12. Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    3rd & 1

  13. Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    4TH & INCHES

  14. Pats TOUCHDOWN on 4th down conversion

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 21

  15. c

  16. Crap.

  17. Chiefs ball on own 32
    1st and 10

  18. Chiefs ball on own 37
    1st and 10

    Penalty: Holding on New England (J.C. Jackson) 5 yards.

  19. 3:32 left for KC to get back ahead. If it goes to OT Pats have the experience edge.

  20. Chiefs 1st & 10 after pass interference by Pats

  21. Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 28

  22. Pats ball at the 2 minute warning

  23. Patriots ball on KC 45
    1st and 10

  24. Don’t celebrate too much guys.
    2 minutes left.

  25. Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    2nd and 10

  26. Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    3rd and 10

  27. Intercept by KC and a fumble?????

  28. Flag offside

    pats 3rd & 5

  29. Pats 1st & Goal 1st & 5

  30. Patriots TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 31 – Chiefs 28

  31. Not looking good at the moment.

  32. Chiefs ball on own 31
    1st and 10

  33. Chiefs ball on NE 48
    1st and 10

  34. Chiefs ball on NE 21
    1st and 10

  35. Chiefs ball on NE 21 incomple pass

    2nd & 10

    Field goal time

  36. FG is GOOD Game Tied

    2nd OT game tonight.

  37. Pats 31 – Chiefs 31

  38. Still think Pats have edge with experience in OT.

  39. Patriots recieve. 1st & 10 on own 25

  40. Patriots ball on own 35
    1st and 10

  41. Pats 3rd & 9

  42. Patriots ball on kC 45

    1st & 10

  43. Patriots ball on kC 45

    3rdt & 10

  44. Patriots ball on KC 30

    1st & 10

  45. Patriots ball on KC 30

    2ndt & 10

  46. Patriots ball on KC 30

    3rd & 10

  47. Patriots ball on KC 15

    1st & 10

  48. Pats 1st & Goal on KC 4

  49. Pats 2nd & Goal on KC 2

  50. Patriots Touchdown for the win

    Pats 37 – Kansas 31

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