Throwball Conference Championships: Scams at Aints

Time to get your hate on.

We are now at that part of the post-Season where the contestants start to match the “official” title hype. There is no doubt that the two teams that emerge from the Conference Championships will advance to the Super Bowl (LIII I think) and represent the NFC and the AFC.

No underdogs today, the top rated teams from both Conferences will meet in the finals and I have definite preferences who co-incidentally also happen to be the top rated teams. I like them despite that.

The Aints are definitely better connected to their community, especially in the wake of Katrina. You constantly read stories (pushed out by NFL propaganda) of their noblesse oblige to the sections of New Orleans that are still devastated 14 years later.

The Scams on the other hand ditched Los Angeles in a temper tantrum over Stadium subsidies, carpet bagged to St. Louis to run their con there, found out that St. Louis is rightiously more into Baseball than Throwball, and in the face of declining revenue and empty seats crawled back on their hands and knees to exactly the same facility they had denounced as unworthy of their magnificence.

Quisling scum.

The Scams have a running game. That’s pretty much it. The Aints have a Drew Brees who, while not better than Aaron Rodgers, is arguably superior to that preening poppycock Brady and his cast of cheaters.

So my money is on the Aints though everyone expects it to be a close game.

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  1. Aints Ball on their 25

  2. Aints 3 – 0

  3. It was the Saints ball for the start which began the run at the 25 yard line.

    The run ended after Drew Breeze’s incomplete pass into the end zone for a 4th down FG.

    Saints 3 – Rams 0

  4. INT Aints at Scams 26

  5. Rams Jared Goff pass intended for Todd Gurley II INTERCEPTED by Demario Davis and returned for 1 yard. Tackled by Todd Gurley II.

  6. A second red zone stop by the Rams and the Saints kick a 29 yd FG

    Saints 6 – Rams 0

  7. FG. Aints 6 – 0

  8. Punt. Aints 32

  9. Another 4th down for the Rams on their own 27. Rams Punt to Saints 34. No return

  10. Saints 1 & 10 at Rams 44.

  11. Saints first down at Rams 18.

  12. Saints once again stopped in the Rams red zone. 4th & 2

    Flag on the play giving the Saints a 1st & Goal at 5 yd line

  13. TD. Aints 13 – 0

  14. Saints TOUCHDOWN

    Saints 13 – Rams 0

  15. Saints kick off to end zone. Touchback. Rams ball on own 25

  16. C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR30. Tackled by Marcus Davenport.

    Penalty: False Start on Los Angeles (Rodger Saffold III) -5 yards.

  17. Q 2

  18. Rams Jared Goff pass to the left to C.J. Anderson for 5 yards to the LAR30. Tackled by Marcus Williams and Marshon Lattimore. for a 3rd & 5

  19. Fake Punt. Scams in possession at their 42.

  20. Rams 4th down. Goes for completion. Rams 1st & 10 on own 42

  21. Rams 2nd & 2 on Saints 26

  22. Rams ball on New Orleans 18
    2nd and 6

  23. Rams ball on New Orleans 18
    3rd and 6

  24. Rams 4th & 6

  25. FG. Aints 13 – 3

  26. Rams 36 yd FG Good

    Saints 13 – Rams 3

  27. Kick off to Saints. Touchback 1&10 on own 25

  28. Saints 2nd & 8

  29. Saints 3rd & 5

  30. Saints 4th down.49 yd Punt to the Rams on their 21

  31. Rams 2nd & 7

  32. Rams 3rd & 1

  33. Rams 1st & 10 at own 34

  34. rams 2nd & 10 incomplete pass

  35. Rams 3rd & 4 at own 40

  36. Rams 4th down on an incomplete pass

  37. 43 yd Punt to Saints 17.

  38. Punt. Aints from their 12

  39. Saints 2nd & 8 on 19 yd line

  40. Saints 3rd & 2

  41. Saints 1 & 10 at own 30

  42. Saints 2nd & 16

  43. Saints 3rd & 17

  44. 2 Minutes in Half

  45. Saints 4th down. Punt to Rams. Rams 1 & 10 at own 19

  46. Punt. Scams from their 19

  47. Rams 2nd & 1

  48. Rams 1st & 10 on own 39

  49. Rams 2nd & 10

  50. Rams 3rd & 10

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