No Deal!

It is simply not helpful in any way for Democrats to accept the temporary extension of DACA and TPS (3 years with a 1 year delay already dictated by the Supreme Court because they refused to hear arguments this term and add another since next year is an election year) in exchange for Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio’s Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Hate (did you think I’d forgotten?).

It is useless in terms of border security, $5.7 Billion only covers 250 (at best) miles of 1600 miles of border that is otherwise unsecured except for the normal things you’d do and we are doing as a matter of course, and the Democrats have already offered $1.3 Billion for Drones, Maintenance, Fencing, Court Staffing, Additional Agents, and Humanitarian Assistance.

Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio’s problem is that it’s not the Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Hate he can brag to his Bigoted Racist Base about and he doesn’t have Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stick.

It’s not just stupid, he is losing. “Lorsque l’ennemi fait un faux mouvement nous devons prendre bien soin de ne pas l’interrompre,” Support among even the die hards is falling at .5% or more every week in every poll.

No wonder Nancy is grinning.

Live from New York it’s Saturday Night!

Give Him The Urn

The Big One

I’ll point out I’m not a Boomer, I’m a survivor of The Great War. Not that I fought mind you and Hemingway was already an asshole.

Millenials

No High Heels! (The 60s)

Oh Yeah! At Jonestown it was Flavor Aid because what? You’re going to pay extra for that non-carbonated, sweetened, powdered concentrate drink mix you’re going to mix cyanide with?

The New York Times Best Seller List is not all it’s cracked up to be (not the kind of thing I write)

Oh, you want news.

Hey, Pete Davidson saw The Mule and didn’t kill himself over his breakup with Ariana Grande (she licks doughnuts and puts them back, ick). Yay I guess, it’s a good thing not to commit suicide (young people are so dramatic, they think because their personal experience is limited that any amount of time is long- tell me after 120+ years) despite being subjected to one of Clint’s recent pieces of crap.