Isn’t that the backside of a sail?
Let’s get this out of the way first. There is
And the NFL as an Institution is nothing more than a Blackface Minstrel Show where the only real thing is the Traumatic Brain Injury Owners inflict on their Slaves.
This has become a secular holiday and a corrupt display of late stage capitalism through relentless marketing. Only the naked advertisements will hold my attention as I find Throwball in general intensely soporific (also Football, give me some Curling or Darts).
So close.
Anyway, this year’s controversy is whether Gladys Knight ought to be singing at all much less “Anacreon In Heaven“.
Once heard it can not be unheard. Just saying.
The headliner is Maroon 5. Maroon 5!!! Who are they again? Go back and watch House. Not even my best.
And all because of Kaepernick and his knee problem.
Oh. You think it’s not about race?
Tom Brady’s New England Patriots Are Team MAGA, Whether They Like It or Not
by Corbin Smith, Daily Beast
02.01.19
WE’RE STILL HERE! WE’RE STILL HERE! Obviously, Brady is referring to his aging, decrepit, cheating-ass squad’s progression to the big game. But, imagine you didn’t know anything about football, or who Tom Brady was, or anything like that. You would think that you were watching some square-jawed grifter throwing red meat to the hogs at an alt-right rally, screaming at the libs who thought Nancy Pelosi and her gender warriors were gonna keep DECENT AMERICAN FOLKS from BEING HERE.
Of course, even if you do know stuff about Brady you may still think he’s on his way to pursuing this line of grifting. He flashed a red MAGA hat, an accoutrement that is gaining more and more traction as a symbol of white nationalism in America, in his locker back in the primary days. He wasn’t the only one! Patriots’ Coach Bill Belichick wrote a goddamn letter to Trump right before the end of the campaign that basically amounted to an endorsement, that Trump then read on
stage. And Pats’ owner Robert Kraft is also his pal, and was even shouted out at Trump’s pre-Inauguration dinner in D.C. for his most deep-pocketed donors.
…
The people I am sitting here roasting for their support of Trump have tried to run the same playbook. Brady backed off a little when his wife clearly told him to, said that he didn’t actually have political opinions at all, that actually he was “a positive person,” and that Trump was just his friend he supported because he always supports his friends, even if he did think it would be cool if he won. I’m not actually with him, he’s just my friend is somehow even more unnerving in its way, because what kind of weirdo do you have to be to be friends with Donald Trump? Is he a fun guy to hang out with? Is Brady really so vacant that he hangs out with this doddering fool for access to golf courses? If Brady really does want to satisfy the Daniel Radcliffes of the world, wouldn’t he find it in his heart to distance himself from the president everyone hates? But he doesn’t, presumably because he sees nothing wrong with it, because his worldview lines up with that of our racist president.Kraft insists he doesn’t agree with Trump’s rhetoric on Kaepernick, but it’s not as if he’s cast the man aside. Belichick won’t even deign to answer a question on that matter, because he is a robotic psychopath who only thinks and talks about football.
Look, it doesn’t matter if the Patriots like it or not, they are the official team of American White Nationalism, the MAGA Boys On the Field. You can’t implicitly or explicitly support Trump, who reads speeches written by Stephen Miller as a matter of course, play in a market whose sporting culture is renowned for its racism, have a decade-plus organizational obsession with undersized white receivers, and be called, no shit, the Patriots, without getting the vile Fox News Soup that poisoned half the country on your shirt. Try to put on a bib of distancing yourself, deflecting questions, telling everyone your wife told you to stop talking about it, that shit isn’t gonna work. You’re the MAGA Kid. It’s on you forever. It stalks and haunts you.
When you root for the Patriots, you are associating yourself with a virulent and revolting strain of politics that seeks to Make America Great Again—which is to say, white, European, English-speaking. And look, I understand if you’ve been rooting for Boston teams your whole life. Fandom is a hard drug to quit. But please, look at yourself, look at who these guys put out for, and reconsider. Think about if you would want to find yourself in a crowd of sweaty, white men chanting WE’RE STILL HERE while a Trump supporter egged you on. Are you one-hundred percent sure you’re comfortable with that?
Jews will not replace us? Bueller? Bueller?
It is hard to live in Stars Hollow sometimes. Die hard Patsies no matter how ill treated they are or what it says about them they ignore the cheating and racism.
Not that the Patsies are alone in their guilt, it is in fact Throwball as a whole and the Scams are as complicit as everyone else.
Yet you are mesmerized by the train wreck. Even my Therapist is a Packers fan.
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Rams ball on own 22
2nd and 11
Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Todd Gurley II for a loss of 1 yard to the LAR22. Tackled by Albert McClellan.
Patriots Time Out
In complete. 3rd & 11
Seriously makes you wish the saints were in it.
Holding automatic 1st down
Rams ball on own 27
1st and 10
Last Play: Penalty: Holding on New England (Stephon Gilmore) 5 yards.
Rams ball on own 43
1st and 10
Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 16 yards to the LAR43.
Rams ball on own 33
1st and 20
Last Play: Penalty: Holding on Los Angeles (John Sullivan) -10 yards.
Rams ball on own 31
2nd and 22
Last Play: Jared Goff sacked at LAR31 for a loss of 2 yards.
Rams ball on own 31
3rd and 22
Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Brandin Cooks.
Rams ball on own 30
4th and 23
Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for a loss of 1 yard to the LAR30.
Patriots ball on own 31
1st and 10
Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 39 yards to NE31. No return.
Patriots ball on own 49
1st and 10
Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Rob Gronkowski for 18 yards to the NE49.
Patriots ball on Los Angeles 38
1st and 10
Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the middle to Julian Edelman for 13 yards to the LAR38.
Patriots ball on Los Angeles 31
2nd and 3
Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Rex Burkhead for 7 yards to the LAR31. Tackled by Marcus Peters.
Touchdown by Patriots with 7 minutes left in the game
Patriots 10 – Rams
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Rams ball on own 25
1st and 10
Kickoff
(7:00) Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the endzone. Touchback.
Rams ball on own 44
1st and 10
Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 19 yards to the LAR44.
Rams ball on own 45
2nd and 9
Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the left for 1 yard to the LAR45. Tackled by Trey Flowers.
Rams ball on own 45
3rd and 9
Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Robert Woods.
Rams ball on New England 44
1st and 10
Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Josh Reynolds for 11 yards to the NE44. Tackled by Jason McCourty.
Rams ball on New England 22
1st and 10
Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the right to Robert Woods for 22 yards to the NE22.
Rams ball on New England 27
2nd and 10
Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Brandin Cooks defensed by Duron Harmon.
Patriots ball on own 4
1st and 10
Last Play: Jared Goff pass intended for Brandin Cooks INTERCEPTED by Stephon Gilmore. No return.
Mierda
Well maybe the defense can score
Patriots ball on own 5
2nd and 3
Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for 1 yard to the NE5.
Patriots ball on own 31
1st and 10
Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the right for 26 yards to the NE31.
Patriots ball on own 36
1st and 10
Last Play: Penalty: Illegal Use of Hands on Los Angeles (Dante Fowler Jr.) 5 yards.
1st&10 at NE 38
(2:47) Sony Michel rush to the right for 3 yards to the NE41. Tackled by Aaron Donald.
Or not.
2nd&7 at NE 41
(2:33) Rex Burkhead rush to the left for 26 yards to the LAR33.
Patriots ball on Los Angeles 33
1st and 10
Patriots ball on Los Angeles 29
2nd and 6
Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for 4 yards to the LAR29.
Patriots ball on Los Angeles 24
3rd and 1
Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR24. Tackled by Mark Barron.
2 minute warning
Patriots ball on Los Angeles 24
4th and 1
Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for no gain to the LAR24. Tackled by Dante Fowler Jr. and Lamarcus Joyner.
Patriots FG attempt is Good
Patriots 13 – Rams 3
This game is essentially over.
Well that’s all folks
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