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Nov 04 2019

Sean Spicer- Out Of Comptrol

Look, I never, ever watch Dancing With The Stars but really, REALLY? It’s not like he has a hidden talent for it, it must be the guilty pleasure at watching a penguin waddle out and knowing that at least now you won’t be the worst one.

I mean seriously, is there like a Wormhole Singularity at the end of the Faux and Fiends couch that you fall into if Not Steve Doocy wiggles his butt too much? Does that make Not Steve Doocy’s butt like Samantha Stevens’ nose?

Not to speculate would be irresponsible. Enquiring minds want to know.

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