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Nov 18 2019

An early Middle Finger Salute to 2019

Apparently we won’t see John again until 2020. Can’t hardly believe it, big things still to happen.

I almost titled this “Census Workers With A Taste For Blood” which I think makes a great elevator pitch especially if you have a name like Scarlett Johansson behind it (she could totally carry that attractive bureaucrat with the hair, glasses, and beige suit hiding homicidal tendencies and an unnatural thirst).

You could go multiple ways- straight gore horror or spooky Vampire Franchise.

Think Twilight for guys. I am dead serious and if this ever happens I want my cut you bastards.

Look HBO, you’re not going to cover your enormous Game of Thrones deficit by depriving us of John.

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