What about the Boy?

Psychiatrists are Physicians. Psychologists are people with degrees. Therapists may have training or they might be just people who put out a shingle and say things like, “What do you want to talk about today?” and “How does that make you feel?”

Addams Family Values!

The reason I’m not a Therapist is the same reason I’m not a Preacher.

I’m here for my two o’clock. I need to talk about my Oedipal Complex, where’s the couch?