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Jan 04 2020

Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 1 Afternoon: Bills @ Texans

Yes, it’s that time of year when we get to talk about which teams we hate more

With even records of 10 – 6 the Bills are favored by 3 points which the Times think the Texans will cover and I do not.

The Bills problem is they have a stodgy ‘ball control’ offense that doesn’t put a lot of points on the board, though they rarely come away empty. The Texans are pretty spectacular when things work and 3 and out when they don’t.

The Bills D is better than it’s rated, the Texans is not. Bills advance.

Oh, who do I hate more? The Bills’ Owners (the Pegulas) are real assholes and their biggest fan was Tim Russert (also an asshole). On the other hand Rust Belt New York Working Class team. On the other, other hand Texas.

You know, geographic disadvantage aside the Texans are an expansion team who have hardly given me any other reason to hate them.

Yet.

Go Texans!

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  1. TMC

    ek, when are you going to realize that, except for Green Bay, all the NFL club owners are assholes.

  2. TMC

    The Bill’s will receive the ball first

  3. TMC

    Bills: 1st & 10 on 25

  4. TMC

    Bills: 1st & 10 on own 36

  5. TMC

    Bills: 42 yd run to Texans 20

  6. TMC

    Bills Touch Down !!

  7. TMC

    Bills 7 – Texans 0

  8. TMC

    Texans: 1st & 10 from own 25

  9. TMC

    TExans 1st & 10 on own 49

  10. TMC

    Texans: 1st & 10 on Bills’ 39

  11. TMC

    Texans: 4th & 8

  12. TMC

    Call challenged

  13. TMC

    Call is upheld. Texans will kick FG

  14. TMC

    Scratch that last comment. Ball in now with Bills after Texas Punts. 1st & 10 from own 10

  15. TMC

    Bills: 1st & 10 om own 12 after 10 yd penalty on Texans

  16. TMC

    Bills: 2nd & 20 on own 12 after incomplete pass

  17. TMC

    Bills: 3rd & 20 after another incomplete pass

  18. TMC

    Bills: $th & 13. Punt to Texans to their 25. Texans:1st & 10 on own 36

  19. TMC

    Texans: 3rd & 3

  20. TMC

    Texans 4th & 9. Texans’ QB sacked

    Punts to Bills. Bills 1st & 10 on own

  21. TMC

    Bills ball on own 16
    2nd and 3

  22. TMC

    End of 1st quarter

  23. TMC

    Bills ball on own 29
    1st and 10

  24. TMC

    Bills ball on own 29
    2nd and 10

  25. TMC

    Bills ball on own 30
    3rd and 9

  26. TMC

    Bills ball on own 40
    1st and 10

  27. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 32
    1st and 10

  28. TMC

    Possible intercept by Texans. Play under review.

    Call overturned.

    Bills: 1st & 10 on Texans 22

  29. TMC

    Bills: 2nd & 10. Incomplete pass

  30. TMC

    Bills: 4th down. Kicks FG.

    FG is Good

    Bills 10 – Texans 0

  31. TMC

    Texans ball on own 25. 1st & 10

  32. TMC

    Texans: 2nd & 6

  33. TMC

    Texans QB Watson sacked again (#3) 3rd & 6

  34. TMC

    Texans ball on own 34 Penalty: False Start on Houston (Laremy Tunsil) -5 yards.
    1st and 15

  35. TMC

    Deshaun Watson rush to the left for 5 yards to the Hou38.

    Texans ball on own 33
    2nd and 16

  36. TMC

    Texans ball on own 38, 3rd and 11

  37. TMC

    Texans: 4th down. Punts to Bills

    Bills ball on own 4. 1st and 10

  38. TMC

    Bills ball on own 16. 1st and 10

  39. TMC

    Bills ball on own 16. 2nd and 10

  40. TMC

    Bills: 3rd & 8

  41. TMC

    Bills: 1st & 10 on own 33.

  42. TMC

    2 minutes to end of 1st half

  43. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 46. 1st and 10

  44. TMC

    Bills: False start penalty 5 yds . 1st & 15

  45. TMC

    Bills: ball on Houston 32. 2nd and 8

  46. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 26. 3rd and 2

  47. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 23. 1st and 10

    Bills Time Out

  48. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 21. 3rd and 8

  49. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 22. 4th and 9

    Punts for 40 yd FG

    Bills 13 – Texans 0

  50. TMC

    Halftime

  51. TMC

    Texans receive at the start of the 2nd half

  52. TMC

    Receiver didn’t take a knee. Tossed ball to Referee. Bills intercepts what is considered to be a live ball.

    Touch Down Bills.

    Bills 20 – Texas 0

    Texans: 1st & 10 on own 20

  53. TMC

    Texans ball on own 26. 3rd and 9

  54. TMC

    Watson sacked at Hou19 for a loss of 7 yards. 4th down

  55. TMC

    Texans punt for 53 yards to Buf28. Andre Roberts return for 8 yards to Bills’ 36.

    Bills: 1st & 10

  56. TMC

    Bills: Bills ball on Houston 45, 1st and 10

  57. TMC

    Bills: Bills ball on Houston 38. 3rd and 3

  58. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 40. 4th and 5

  59. TMC

    Bills punt for 40 yds. Touchback (Texans won’t make that mistake again)

    Texans ball on own 20. 1st and 10

  60. TMC

    Texans ball on own 29. 2nd and 1

  61. TMC

    Texans ball on own 32. 2nd and 10

  62. TMC

    exans: Watson pass to the left to DeAndre Hopkins for 6 yards to the Hou38. FUMBLE, recovered by Bills

    Bills ball on Houston 38. 1st and 10

  63. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 28. 1st and 10

  64. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 14. 1st and 10

  65. TMC

    Bills: 4th down.

    38 yd FG is Good

    Bills 16 – Texans 0

    Last TD by Bills overturned by referees

  66. TMC

    Texans ball on own 25. 1st and 10

  67. TMC

    Texans ball on own 35. 1st and 10

  68. TMC

    Texans ball on Buffalo 38. 2nd and 2

  69. TMC

    Texans ball on Buffalo 32. 1st and 10

  70. TMC

    Touchdown Texans!! Texnas go for 2pt conversion

    Bills 15 – Texans 8

  71. TMC

    OOps Buffalo 16 – Texans 8

  72. TMC

    Bills Ball on won 25 Touchback

  73. TMC

    Bills ball on 50. 2nd and 5

  74. TMC

    Bills ball on own 40. 2nd and 15

  75. ek hornbeck

    Two point conversion. Fumble. Back in the game baby!

  76. TMC

    End of the 3rd quarter

  77. TMC

    Bills: 3rd&8 at own 47

    FUMBLE, recovered by

  78. ek hornbeck

    Says the woman who likes the Saints because of Katrina and Drew Brees’ ass.

  79. TMC

    TExans: 1st&10 at 50

  80. TMC

    Texans: 1st & 10 at Bills 28

  81. ek hornbeck

    Dammit this is screamingly funny if it posted in reply to comment #2 like it should have!

  82. TMC

    Texans 4th & 5

    FG Good

    Bills 16 – Texans 11

  83. ek hornbeck

    Yup. We have totally lost nesting.

  84. TMC

    Texans Kickoff to end zone Touch back

    Bills 1st & 10 at own 25

  85. ek hornbeck

    DD too. Fuck WordPress and Fuck Graphene!

  86. TMC

    Bills 4th & 4 at own 31

    43 yd punt to Texans 46. no return

    Texans 1st & 10 at own 45

  87. ek hornbeck

    Here we come.

  88. TMC

    Texans: 1st & 10 at Bills28

  89. ek hornbeck

    46 Yard Reception

  90. TMC

    Texans: 1st & Goal inside the 5 yd liine

  91. ek hornbeck

    First and Goal Texans

  92. TMC

    Texans: 2nd & Goal

  93. ek hornbeck

    Do you go for 2?

  94. TMC

    Texans Touchdown and the lead

  95. ek hornbeck

    19 Unanswered? Bills started with 16.

  96. TMC

    2 pt conversion GOOD

    Bills 16 – Texans 19

  97. TMC

    After kick off into the end zone Bills ball on own 25. 1st & 10

  98. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 37; 1st and 10

  99. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 31
    2nd and 4

  100. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 25
    1st and 10

  101. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 25
    2nd and 10

  102. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 28
    3rd and 13

  103. TMC

    2 minute warning

  104. TMC

    Bills are in FG range that put game into OT. Touchdownwould most likely win it

  105. ek hornbeck

    Intentional Grounding. from the 38 + 20

  106. ek hornbeck

    Ooh, longer than that. 42 + 20

  107. TMC

    Turn over on downs. This is a disaster for the Bills

  108. ek hornbeck

    Another Sack. 1:45, 3 point Lead. From the Bills 39.

  109. TMC

    Texans ball on Buffalo 39
    1st and 10

  110. TMC

    Texans ball on Buffalo 31
    3rd and 2

  111. TMC

    Texans 4th & 1

  112. ek hornbeck

    Turnover on downs, probably too late 1:16

  113. TMC

    Buffalo gets the ball back on turnover on downs

  114. TMC

    Bills ball on own 30
    1st and 10

  115. TMC

    Bills ball on own 47
    1st and 10

  116. TMC

    Bills ball on Texans 3ca9
    1st and 10

  117. TMC

    Bills ball on Texans 39
    2nd and 10

  118. TMC

    Bills ball on Texans 39
    3rd and 10

  119. TMC

    Bills ball on Texans 29
    1st and 10

  120. TMC

    Bills ball on Texans 29
    2nd and 10

  121. TMC

    Bills ball on Texans 29
    3rd and 10

  122. TMC

    Bills 4th down

    47 yd FG attempt is GOOD

    And the game is tied

    Bills 19 – Texans 19

  123. ek hornbeck

    Ugh.

  124. TMC

    At the start of OT, Texans will receive the ball.

    Texans ball on own 25

  125. TMC

    Texans 4th down. Punts to Bills

    Bills ball on own 30
    1st and 10

  126. TMC

    Bills ball on own 42
    1st and 10

  127. TMC

    Bills ball on own 43
    2nd and 9

  128. TMC

    Bills ball on own 43
    3rd and 9

  129. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 43
    1st and 10

  130. TMC

    Bills ball on Houston 42
    3rd and 9

  131. TMC

    Bills ball on own 43
    4th and 24

  132. TMC

    Texans ball on own 17
    1st and 10

  133. TMC

    Texans ball on own 27
    1st and 10

  134. TMC

    Texans ball on own 28
    2nd and 9

  135. TMC

    Texans ball on own 19
    3rd and 18

  136. ek hornbeck

    Gee, want the game over before the Patsies start? Did that come from League?

  137. ek hornbeck

    22 – 19 Texans

  138. TMC

    Texans ball on own 37
    1st and 10

  139. TMC

    Texas with with a 28 yd FG

    Texans 22 – Bills 19

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