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Jul 06 2020

Once Seen it can not be Unseen

I apologize in advance for the image.

Alan Dershowitz hasn’t been seen at his favorite nude beach in months
By Sara Nathan, Page Six
July 6, 2020

Residents of Martha’s Vineyard will be seeing a lot less of Alan Dershowitz this summer — in more ways than one.

The lawyer famously enjoys letting it all hang out on one of the island’s nude beaches, Lucy Vincent Beach.

But we’re told that Dershowitz, 81, hasn’t been seen dismissing his briefs for months.

“Alan’s not been on the beach in ages,” one resident told us. “We think he’s hunkered down.”

Local gossips have been speculating that he’s keeping a low profile because he’s wrapped up in the exploding Jeffrey Epstein scandal. (He’s countersuing Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre, who claims she was forced to sleep with Dershowitz while she was being kept as a sex slave by Epstein. Dershowitz strongly denies the allegations.)

But Dershowitz tells us he hasn’t been out and about much this summer because of COVID-19 — and that his neighbors won’t be catching a glimpse of his habeas corpus for some time. When contacted by Page Six, the legal eagle told us that he and his family were staying off the beaches — both clothed and nude.

He said: “The beaches are more crowded than ever. I’ve been a couple of times, but very early in the morning. But so long as there’s still the risk of the virus, then we’re not going this summer.” He added, “We are taking long walks away from everyone else, but it’s a summer of isolation for us.”

Dershowitz said he is walking 5 miles a day, swimming in his pool and enjoying his wife Carolyn’s “great food.”

Back in 2001, Dershowitz said that Eleanor Roosevelt used to strip off on Lucy Vincent Beach as well, and added that his preference for nude sunbathing wasn’t some liberal hippie thing. “I don’t see that as a movement. I see that as just a personal — you know, people — there are a lot of beaches. There’s a lot of privacy. People do what they want. Skinny-dipping is as popular among conservatives as it is among liberals.”

Yeah, even ones who are pedophiliac rapists and have lost their minds. I suspect the locals are just as happy.

Oh, you want to forget? My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

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