Jan 22 2021

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert:

President Biden’s Peloton Instructor Has Some Weird Requests

Mr. President, if your Peloton asks you for classified information, please shut it off.

Pandemic Reset: Biden Moves On Masks and Workplace Safety While Fauci Zings Previous Administration

On his first full day in office President Biden presented the country with a clear path forward in the fight against Covid-19, signing numerous executive orders and allowing Dr. Anthony Fauci to resume his vital role as a spokesperson for the government’s pandemic response.

Quarantinewhile… Stephen Offers A Solution For Colombia’s Cocaine Hippo Problem

Quarantinewhile… To our friends in Colombia who are grappling with the environmental devastation wrought by Pablo Escobar’s escaped pet hippos, Stephen Colbert offers a solution by way of Florida.

If You Liked “The Queen’s Gambit,” You’ll Love Stephen’s New Drama About The Rubik’s Cube

To cash in on the popularity of “The Queen’s Gambit,” Stephen Colbert is launching his own 14-part prestige streaming series based on the Rubik’s Cube. Tonight we’re excited to present the world premiere of the series trailer!

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah:

The NBA Takes On Corona & Russia Arrests Alexei Navalny

NBA players can’t shake hands anymore, Putin critic Alexei Navalny is arrested in Russia, a Bitcoin millionaire can’t remember his password, and Pablo Escobar’s hippos are taking over Colombian marshlands.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Biden Gets to Work Undoing Trump’s Damage: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Joe Biden working to clean up the mess left by Donald Trump on his first full day as president, making Republicans lose their minds.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Goodbye Donald Trump

States certify results after ensuring ballots are properly counted and correcting irregularities and errors.

Biden Inherits the Mess of a Lying Madman

It was our first full day of Trumplessness here in the USA and there were no crazy tweets from the POTUS accounts, Tom Hanks hosted a star-studded “Celebrating America” concert for the Inauguration, President Biden hit the ground running by signing many Executive Orders, Dr. Fauci returned with lots of information about the COVID-19 response, Trump plans his return to the political stage while Lindsey Graham continues to butter him up in Washington, the prophecies that the QAnon crowd has built their life around did not come to fruition, Trump’s final lie tally was 30,573, and we take a trip down memory lane with a 41 pun salute to the many nicknames we have given Donald Trump over the past four years, brought to life in a song by the great Rufus Wainwright.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Which of These Are Real Superheroes?

James Corden challenges “Watchmen” star and “One Night In Miami” director Regina King to a game of Superhero or Super Zero, in which she meets a lineup of six potential superheroes. After learning each character’s origin story, Regina must decide which are indeed real.

Freezing Bernie Sanders Is In the House!

James Corden kicks off the show surrounded by cutouts of the freezing Bernie Sanders meme, and they may have gone too far with the joke. with a room full of cutouts of cold Bernie Sanders cutouts inspired by the Senator’s presence at the inauguration that went viral. And James recaps President Joe Biden’s first full day in office, including getting the country back in the World Health Organization and removing the Diet Coke button.