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Ok, so the Rangers actually won a game and tonight we’re going to have to find something to watch other than Bush pere et filles throwing up out the ceremonial first pitch which you know Faux and Fiends will drag out as long as they can.  We’ll talk more about that later.

In the mean time the Giants are still in the catbird seat, they don’t have to win a single game in Arlington so it’s all gravy.  Both teams have decided to pitch their Aces only twice, not on short rest (a big mistake I think), so tonight’s matchup is Bumgarner and Hunter.  They are, at best, the fourth best pitchers on each team.  I maintain my prediction of a Pitchers’ Duel because it doesn’t cost me anything except my pride and surely one will turn up some time.  Besides, I don’t want to raise your expectations of excitement.  Baseball is a game of patience and one of the things that makes the games longer during the Playoffs is that the batters start doing what they should be doing all season- taking more pitches.

So don’t worry about answering your door for the Trick or Treaters, you probably won’t be missing anything important.

Oh, things you can watch while the Bushes are on camera, there are the Steelers @ the Who Dats and The Amazing Race, also-

Later-

I always figured it was talent made a man big, you know, if I was the best at something. I mean, we’re the guys they come to see. Without us, there ain’t a ballgame. Yeah, but look at who’s holding the money and look at who’s facing a jail cell. Talent don’t mean nothing. And where’s Comiskey and Sullivan, Attell, Rothstein? Out in the back room cutting up profits, that’s where. That’s the damn conspiracy.

Look, champ. I know guys like that. I grew up with them. I was the fat kid they wouldn’t let play. “Sit down, fat boy”. That’s what they’d say “Sit down, maybe you’ll learn something.” Well, I learned something alright. Pretty soon, I owned the game, and those guys I grew up with come to me with their hats in their hands. Tell me, champ, all those years of puggin’, how much money did you make?

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  1. This particular “reliever” has walked all 4 batters he’s faced.

      1. thought you could use them.  

  2. in a red t-shirt covering her face

    1. There are too many of them.

      Heh, heh.  Heh, heh, heh.

  3. either they are SF fans or trying to be Pirates

    1. a roflmao rating!

      really

  4. Get creative. please

    1. Commentator with a bow tie and a ribbon on his lapel. He isn’t that good looking either

  5. Bumgarner sits with 106 pitches and 8 innings.

  6. not happy. Are the 2 Bushes still there?

  7. not happy. Are the 2 Bushes still there?

  8. Make no mistake, this is a hard loss for the Rangers, they are a single game from elimination.

    And in front of the Bushies.

  9. And so am I.

    Monday Business Edition.

  10. wearing black cat ears and black & orange sneakers. Rachel commented on wearing WWE paraphernalia to vote

    She & Keith had special editions tonight. Keith had a special comment. If it’s worth it I’ll post it.

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