Customarily Butterscotch Schnapps and Irish Cream.
I get a little diabetic just thinking about it.
Season of the Itch
I don’t know about you but allergies are kicking my ass this season (I blame Global Warming) and I can’t sleep because of the congestion and spend the day nauseated because of the phlegm.
Sharing too much
I don’t care and I’d really rather not know. Also you’re kind of missing the point which is power relationships (maybe it’s true love).
Internet Famous Is Not Famous!
Look, I’ve been Internet famous. Trended higher than my namesake’s Spark Notes. It ain’t all that.
It’s a Horror Show
Also, at some point they’re going to have to come to grips with the fact that Marijuana is practically harmless instead of disqualifying. Yeah I know someone. Still alive.
#metoo
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