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Aug 01 2019
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Entirely creepy in retrospect like John Cusack in Say Anything. Look, I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience, At 120+ years I understand how Faxing has taken the country by storm and I hear tell this nefangled email thing is going to make the Post Office obsolete. I …
Aug 01 2019
Beat Bobby Flay!
He is easily the most obnoxious personality on Food Network. Well, if you exclude Mario Batali whom it turns out had Picasso-like relationships with the females in his life. Still, he made you think Italian cooking was totally possible in his presentation though it is fair to say he didn’t emphasize quality ingredients to the …
Aug 01 2019
Cartnoon
when the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! He’s a music man and he sells clarinets to the kids in the town with the big trombones and the rat-a-tat drums, big brass bass, big brass bass, and the piccolo, the piccolo with uniforms, too with a shiny gold braid on the …
Jul 31 2019
‘Taint the Players
Maybe it’s the production values. Democratic debate on CNN sees steep ratings drop By MICHAEL CALDERONE, Politico 07/31/2019 The first night of CNN’s Democratic debate in Detroit drew 8.7 million television viewers, a steep drop from last month’s event hosted by NBC, MSNBC and Telemundo. The June event brought in 15.3 million viewers across the …
Jul 31 2019
Great Debate: Part Two Day One
I am voting for Marianne Williamson. Don’t try to argue me out of it, she is definitely the kind of motivational speaker we need to feel good about having burned the planet to a cinder and causing the largest global extinction since oxygen exhaling plants poisoned about every other species. Still working for Mike Gravel …
Jul 30 2019
Yeah, Wow!
It’s like picking up The New York Times and finding it in a more “Gothic” font and titled “Der Stürmer”. Is this ever Ok? Germans were ever so quick with “I learned it from watching you“. The Rebellion Of Slavers (some persist in calling it a “civil” war) was lost and were it 1865 and …
Jul 29 2019
Mating Foxes
“I paint busses.” It’s not misspelled. It was the standard plural until 1961 and has the additional meaning of kiss which makes it punny. True Tinder material. The English Major writes you are a hopeless audience, but he’s only drawing a light bird pension.
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