Category: News

Trump’s Financial Crimes Are Catching Up To Him

The news of the special councel’s office taking an interest in his dealings with Deutsche Bank may have been the reason for Trump’s weekend twitter tantrum: As President Trump delivered his inaugural address in 2017, a slight woman with feathered gray hair sat listening, bundled in a hooded white parka in a fenced-off V.I.P. section. …

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*ucker Carlson

First of all, it stands for “T”. Second of all, my boy Cody Johnston is much more liberal with the censor bleep (on YouTube of all places) than John Oliver is on HBO (Was that just yesterday? It seems a lifetime. Ehh, Blog Years). Since this is about Carlson I can hardly recommend it as …

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Cartnoon

That’s HED-ley I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

The Trump Regime’s Handmaids

There are no words for the disgusting policies of the Trump regime but this one really will make you stomach turn: In November 2018, Scott Lloyd was removed from his post at the Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) after an ACLU lawsuit revealed he was reportedly mishandling abortion requests from migrant teenagers. Elite Daily reached …

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Aunt Becky? Worst Aunt In The World?

Also Tucker Carlson (who performs carnal acts with his Roomba), Jay Leno (who is unnaturally limber), and Monica Lewinsky (who seems to have survived fairly well).

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Lawn Care

The Breakfast Club (It’s all about the Cabbages)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …

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The Wearing Of The Green

  O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that’s goin’ round? The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground! No more Saint Patrick’s Day we’ll keep, his color can’t be seen For there’s a cruel law ag’in the Wearin’ o’ the Green. I met with Napper Tandy, and he took …

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House

Sometimes It Snows In April – Prince Chlorine – twenty one pilots Mama – Clean Bandit featuring Ellie Goulding

Formula One 2019: Albert Park

I hate these overnight races because for me, it’s not even the right day of the week. It’s Saturday dammit and will be until I take a nap. Last year was totally confusing with many rule changes, site changes, and a complete revamp of the Broadcast Network, schedule, and Announcers. At least when the moved …

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