Category: News

Drew Brees

As you know, Professional Throwball is all about which Teams you hate. You might think I’d relent on the Patsies but I hate Bob Kraft and Bill Belicheck every bit as much as Cheater Brady so the Net/Net is I’ve added the Sucks to the list of Teams that I hate. As a matter of …

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Cartnoon

You want to know the worst part of biting the Heads off of Chickens? Salmonella.

All Four

Attorney General Keith Ellison to elevate charges against officer who knelt on George Floyd’s neck; also charging other 3 involved By Stephen Montemayor and Chao Xiong Star Tribune Attorney General Keith Ellison plans to elevate charges against the former Minneapolis police officer who knelt on George Floyd’s neck while adding charges of aiding and abetting …

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Apparently Sean Hannity Has Been Divorced For Years

Ok, it was this or more Neo Liberal Failure and Modern Monetary Theory. Consider yourself spared. For now. Sean Hannity and wife divorce after more than 20 years of marriage By Emily Smith, Page Six, New York Post June 3, 2020 Fox News host Sean Hannity and his wife, Jill Rhodes, have divorced after more …

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This Is Not America

Cartnoon

Well, you could pick the next Cave over and join me. Course I’d have to Brand my Goats even though I know them by smell. Expect they’ll resent it a mite. What do you know, the Land of Cleves. $37K per year.

Stephen King Defeated

I am happy to announce that at 00:01 on Wednesday, June 3rd 2020 noted Racist Stephen King was defeated by Randy Feenstra in Iowa’s 4th Congressional District Republican Primary according to The New York Times.

Dailyish Last Nightly (New & Improved)

Now with double the columns, in half the space! Thanks for the tips EK. Instead, We Have Donald Trump Trump has RoboCop thinking about a career change James Smartwood’s White Guy Womb Killer Mike: Learn From Jane Elliot Experience The Upheaval Of The 1960’s All Over Again Trump’s Response to Floyd Protest: A Closer Look …

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Apostolic Succession

Who was the first Bishop of Rome? It’s generally accepted that it was the Apostle Peter, you are the Rock on which I will build my Church Thrice Denying Peter. You know, on what basis are you claiming to be a Christian if you don’t know the Grips and Words? Anyway in the Western (Roman) …

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Rot From The Top

Perhaps you have heard about the dismissal of Louisville Kentucky’s Police Chief Steve Conrad after the murder of David McAtee, a kindly Restauranteur who frequently comped Cops free meals. Well, it’s about as bad as you might think. Louisville Police Left the Body of David McAtee on the Street for 12 Hours by Aída Chávez, …

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