I now hold Omnipotence. What should I do with such Almighty power? The answer to that is actually quite simple- anything I want. Anything. I am incapable of error. Any result that displeases me I can simply reverse. There is nothing I need to worry on, for I am Thanos. And Thanos is supreme. Supreme. …
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May 06 2020
Daily (Last) Nightly
Ending the Ban on Gay Blood Donors | The Daily Social Distancing Show Tucker Carlson vs. Tucker Carlson: Protest Edition | The Daily Show Quarantine Questions: Is Whipped Cream Essential? | Full Frontal on TBS The Things We Should Have Been Doing All Along! Brought to You By Coronavirus | Full …
May 06 2020
Wrong Brother
What did you think Kimosabe meant? Body Bags Instead of Requested Covid-19 Testing Kits for Native American Clinic Seen as Cruel Metaphor by Eoin Higgins, Common Dreams Wednesday, May 06, 2020 A Seattle-area Native American health center in April received body bags instead of requested equipment to handle the coronavirus in what tribal officials described …
May 06 2020
A Real Boy?
I’m a lonely orphan robot. Just a scrap metal tower A misfired piston Run on squirrel power His galvanized insides Can feel no joy He wants to be a real boy I wanna be a real boy! Yeah! Not a titanium toy Don’t give my battery flattery What I want is more grey matter-y A …
May 05 2020
Cinco de Mayo
Reprinted from 5/5/2012 The name simply means “The Fifth of May” and it’s an oddly U.S. American holiday. Except in the State of Puebla they don’t much celebrate the victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in Mexico which makes it much more like Patriot’s Day that we here in New England get …
May 04 2020
The Size Of His Hands
This is actually really important unless you’re into Tantric (or incredibly selfish) which I can totally do but is a lot of work Honey, I hope you appreciate the self control.
May 04 2020
Cartnoon
Spooky Stuff! Oddly enough, Electroshock and Lobotomy are still accepted Psychiatric procedures even though they have a whole raft of drugs that do the same thing. I’ve been driving this route for 15 years. I’ve brought them out here to get that stuff, and I’ve drove them home after they had it. It changes them… …
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