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Happy Joe Biden Criticism Day – SOME MORE NEWS

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NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2021: Round of 64 Day 1- Afternoon

In 2019 ek hornbeck wrote this:

 

I assure you I have something incredibly trenchant and profound to say about the state of Women’s Basketball, but I’m already at least 40 hours into this project out of the last 72 or so and I’m afraid my brain is totally fried.

Fortunately most of the heavy lifting is done.

Do I have favorites? Sure. Michigan out of sentiment, Robert Morris because the sooner Louisville goes out the better it is for Connecticut who has to face them for the East Regional Championship. They already beat UConn once.

 

 

Time Network Seed School Record Seed School Record Region
12:00 ESPN 13 Central Mich. 18 – 8 5 Iowa* 18 – 9 River Walk
12:00 ESPN 10 Marquette 19 – 6 7 Virginia Tech* 14 – 9 River Walk
1:00 ESPN2 9 Wake Forest 21 – 12 8 Oklahoma* 18 – 8 Alamo
2:00 ESPN 13 Idaho St 22 – 3 4 Kentucky* 18 – 8 River Walk
2 :00 ABC 14 Middle Tenn. 17 – 7 3 Tennessee* 16 – 7 River Walk
3:00 ESPN2 11 FGCU 26 – 2 6 Michigan* 14 -5 River Walk
4:00 ABC 15 Jackson St 16 – 5 2 Baylor* 25 – 2 River Walk
4:00 ESPN 16 NC A&T 14 – 2 1 N. Carolina St.* 20 – 2 Mercado
4:30 ESPNU 12 SFA 24 – 2 5 Georgia Tech* 11 – 7 Hemisfair
5:30 ESPN2 9 S. Dakota St. 21 – 3 8 Syracuse* 14 – 8 River Walk

* indicates the winner.

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The Breakfast Club (za)

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AP’s Today in History for March 21st

Dr. Martlin Luther King, Jr. begins march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama; the Sharkville massacre in South Africa occurs; Wrongly incarcerated Randall Dale Adams is released from prison; Musician Johann Bach born.

Breakfast Tune Jens Kruger plays Bach Cello Suite No. 1 on Banjo

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Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition

Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition” is an Open Thread. It is a selection of editorials and opinions from around the news medium and the internet blogs. The intent is to provide a forum for your reactions and opinions, not just to the opinions presented, but to what ever you find important.

On Sunday mornings we present a preview of the guests on the morning talk shows so you can choose which ones to watch or some do something more worth your time on a Sunday morning.

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The Sunday Talking Heads:

This Week with George Stephanopolis: The guests on Sunday’s “This Week” are: Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas; Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX); and Rep. Judy Chu (D-CA).

The roundtable guests are: Jonathan Karl, ABC News Chief Washington correspondent; Matt Gutman, ABC News Chief National correspondent; and Laura Barrón-López, White House Correspondent for POLITICO.

Face the Nation: Host Margaret Brennan’s guests are: Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL); Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH); Democratic Los Angelis Mayor Eric Garcetti; Dr. Moncel Slaoui, former chief advisor for Operation Warp Speed; and former FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb MD.

Meet the Press with Chuck Todd: The guests on this week’s “MTP” are: Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas; Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA); and Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO).

The panel guests are: Julia Ainsley, NBC News correspondent; Prof. Eddie Glaude Jr., Princeton University; Peggy “Our Lady of the magic Dolphins” Noonan, Wall Street Journal columnist; and Jon Ralston, political commentator.

State of the Union with Jake Tapper and Dana Bash: Mr. Tapper’s guests are: Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas; Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL); Rep. Kim Young (R-CA); and Rep. Michael Steele (R-WA)

NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament 2021: Round of 64 Day 2 – Evening

The UConn men are up tonight along with my very favorite team, Gonzaga. Yes, I know I’m an East coast gal who graduated from some highly rated East coast universities, NYU being one of them, and Gonzaga is a Jesuit run institution named after Jesuit saint Aloysius Gonzaga and I’m not Catholic, not even close. When I lived in Washington DC area years ago , I met a man in a piano bar who as tinkering at the baby grand. I joined him tinkering and we became friends, often having dinner together. He was a graduate of Gonzaga and a law professor at Georgetown, also a Jesuit priest. He was a bit older than I was but we remained pals until he passed away years ago.  The other reasons  I root for Gonzaga, besides the team coming such a long way to being unbeaten and #1, it’s a great name to shout –  GONZAGA!!! I am sure my Jesuit friend, where ever he is, is cheering for them, too.

Up Date: An N.C.A.A. men’s tournament game was canceled because of the virus. No. 10 seed V.C.U. was declared a no-contest, and No. 7 seed Oregon will advance.

Here are the winner from last evenings games:

#13 Liberty 60 – #4 Oklahoma St. 69

#9 Wisconsin 85  – #8 n. Carolina 62

#15 Cleveland St. 56 – #2 Houston 87

#13 North Texas 78 – #4 Perdue 69

#10 Rutgers 60 – #7 Clemson 56

#11 Syracuse 78 – #6 San Diego St. 62 (This win made my night)

#12 Winthrop 63 – #5 Villanova 73

#14 Morehead 67 – #3 West Virginia 84

 

Time Network Seed School Record Seed School Record Region
6:25 TBS 15 Grand Canyon 17 – 6 2 Iowa* 21 – 12 West
7:00 CBS 10 Maryland* 16 – 13 7 UConn 15 – 7 East
7:15 TruTV 13 Ohio* 16 – 7 4 Virginia 18 – 6 West
7:25 TNT 9 Missouri 16 – 10 8 Oklahoma 16 – 9 West
9:20 TBS 16 Norfolk 16 – 7 1 Gonzaga 26 – 0 West
9:40 CBS 11 UCLA* 17-9 6 BYU 20 -6 East
9:50 TruTV 14 Abilene Christian* 13 – 4 3 Texas 19 – 7 East
9:57 TNT 10 VCU 19 – 7 7 Oregon* 20 – 6 West

* indicates the winner.

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In Case You Missed It – It’s Spring

While you were sleeping the sun slipped over the equator and it became Spring at 5:37 AM EDT, astronomically speaking. Huh? There’s a difference somewhere? Yup.

According to the good old Farmer’s Almanac, it’s been Spring since March 1, meteorologically speaking.

Q: Does Spring Begin on March 1 or on the Equinox?

A: Well, both. The answer depends on your definition of “spring.” Both dates are accurate; they’re just from different perspectives. We’ll explain …

Astronomically speaking, the first day of spring is marked by the spring equinox, which falls on March 19, 20, or 21 every year. The equinox happens at the same moment worldwide, though our clock times reflect a different time zone. And, as mentioned above, this date only signals spring’s beginning in the Northern Hemisphere; it announces fall’s arrival in the Southern Hemisphere.

Interestingly, due to time zone differences, there isn’t a March 21 equinox in mainland U.S. during the entire 21st century! We won’t see a March 21 equinox again until 2101.

Meteorologically speaking, the official first day of spring is March 1 (and the last is May 31). Weather scientists divide the year into quarters to make it easier to compare seasonal and monthly statistics from one year to the next. The meteorological seasons are based on annual temperature cycles rather than on the position of Earth in relation to the Sun, and they more closely follow the Gregorian calendar. Using the dates of the astronomical equinoxes and solstices for the seasons would present a statistical problem, as these dates can vary slightly each year.

Another thing, day and night are not equal, but close

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The word equinox is derived from two Latin words—aequus (equal) and nox (night).

The equinox is famously the time of balance, with theoretically 12 hours of sunshine and 12 hours of non-Sun.

In practice, it’s not exactly equal. There’s actually more day than night on the day of an equinox. Why? Earth’s atmosphere bends (refracts) sunlight upward. Also, the Sun isn’t a single point of light but a large disk. Together, these factors add more daylight to the equinox. The real date of sunlight equality is three or four days ahead of the equinox.

The difference depends on where you live (your latitude). See the sunrise, sunset, and day length for your zip code.

And you can stand a raw egg any time of the year, you just need a steady hand.

Q: According to folklore, you can stand a raw egg on its end on the equinox. Is this true?

A: This egg folklore became popular in 1945 following a LIFE article about the spring adage. “The origins of this myth are attributed to stories that the ancient Chinese would create displays of eggs standing on end during the first day of spring,” John Millis, assistant professor of physics and astronomy at Anderson University. “The ancient Chinese celebrated the first day of spring about six weeks earlier than the equinox” so it’s not just on the equinox itself.

As with most folklore, it’s only partly true. It should be balance an egg on its end but also it’s possible to balance an egg on other days, too.

I once stood an egg on the dining room table and left it there. One of my cats, Mom Cat, sat staring at it for quite some time. After several minutes, she very gently reached out with one paw and tapped it. It rolled off the table and smashed on the floor before I could reach it. As I cleaned up the mess, Mom Cat sat on the edge of the table watching, as if to say, “yes, gravity still works.”

During the winter and summer solstices, crowds flock to Stonehenge in the United Kingdom. During the solstices, the sun either rises or sets in line with the layout of the 5,000-year-old-monument. And while some visit Stonehenge for the spring equinox too, the real place to be is in Mexico.
That’s because on the equinox, the pyramid at Chichen Itza on the Yucatan Peninsula puts on a wondrous show. Built by the Mayans around 1,000 years ago, the pyramid is designed to cast a shadow on the equinox outlining the body of Kukulkan, a feathered snake god. A serpent-head statue is located at the bottom of the pyramid, and as the sun sets on the day of the equinox, the sunlight and shadow show the body of the serpent joining with the head.

If only winter would end like this:

 

So break out the new brooms, rakes, shovels; check out the local garden center for bedding plants and start unearthing last years Spring and Summer clothes; it’s Spring. Unless, it’s still snowing and frozen where you are.

NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament 2021: Round of 64 Day 2 – Afternoon

By the end of the day half the teams that started on Thursday will be headed home, half will be moving on to the next round. There were a few upsets as teams seeded higher beat the expected winner:

ek hornbeck would have been happy, #11 Syracuse literally wiped the court with #6 San Diego St. 78 – 62

#15 Oral Roberts shocked #2 Ohio St that went into overtime.

#12 Oregon St wiped the court with #5 Tennessee.

# 13 North Texas shocked #4 Perdue in overtime.

Not so surprising #9 Wisconsin walked all over #8 N. Carolina.

#10 Rutgers  made my kid happy, she’s a graduate. She’s not a sports fan,at all, but used to go to the games with friends.

Here are yesterday results:

#1 Baylor 79 – #16 Hartford 55

#8 Loyola Chicago 71 – #9 Georgia Tech 60

#6 Texas Tech 65 – #11 Utah St. 53

#2 Ohio St. 72 – #15 Oral Roberts 75 OT

#1 Illinois 78 – #16 Drexel 49

#7 Florida 79 = #10 Virginia Tech 70 OT

#3 Arkansas 85 – #14 Colgate 58

#5 Tennessee 56 – #12 Oregon St. 70

#4 Oklahoma St. 69 – #15 Liberty 60

#8 N. Carolina 62 – #9 Wisconsin 85

#2 Houston 87 – #15 Cleveland St. 52

#4 Perdue 69 – #13 N. Texas 78 OT

#7 Clemson 56 – #10 Rutgers 60

#6 San Diego St. 62 – #11 Syracuse 78

#3 W, Virginia 84 – #14 Morehead St. 67

#5 Villanova 73 – #12 Winthrop 63

This afternoon’s games include another of ek hornbeck‘s favorite teams, Michigan. I’ll be rooting for Iona and of course, Michigan.

 

Time Network Seed School Record Seed School Record Region
12:15 CBS 12 Georgetown 13 – 12 5 Colorado 22 – 8 East
12:45 TruTV 13 UNC Greensboro 21 – 8 4 Florida 13 – 6 East
1:15 TBS 14 Eastern Wash. 16 – 7 3 Kansas 20 – 8 West
1:45 TNT 9 St. Bonaventure 16 – 4 8 LSU 18 – 9 East
3:00 CBS 16 Texas Southern 16 – 8 1 Michigan 20 – 4 East
3:30 TruTv 12 UC Santa Barbara 22 – 4 6 USC 22 – 7 West
4:00 TBS 15 Iona 12 – 5 2 Alabama 24 – 6 East
4:30 TNT 11 Drake 25 – 4 6 USC 22 – 7 WEST

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Cleopatra’s Needle (New York City)

Cleopatra’s Needle in New York City is one of three similarly named Egyptian obelisks. It was erected in Central Park, west of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan, on January 22, 1881. It was secured in May 1877 by judge Elbert E. Farman, the United States Consul General at Cairo, as a gift from the Khedive for the United States remaining a friendly neutral as the European powers – France and Britain – maneuvered to secure political control of the Egyptian government.

Made of red granite, the obelisk stands about 21 metres (69 ft) high, weighs about 200 tons, and is inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs. It was originally erected in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis on the orders of Thutmose III, in 1475 BC. The granite was brought from the quarries of Aswan near the first cataract of the Nile. The inscriptions were added about 200 years later by Ramesses II to commemorate his military victories. The obelisks were moved to Alexandria and set up in the Caesareum – a temple built by Cleopatra in honor of Mark Antony or Julius Caesar – by the Romans in 12 BCE, during the reign of Augustus, but were toppled some time later. This had the fortuitous effect of burying their faces and so preserving most of the hieroglyphs from the effects of weathering.

The original idea to secure an Egyptian obelisk for New York City came from the March 1877 New York City newspaper accounts of the transporting of the London obelisk. The newspapers mistakenly attributed to a Mr. John Dixon the 1869 proposal of the Khedive of Egypt, Mehmet Ali Pasha, to give the United States the remaining Alexandria obelisk as a gift for increased trade. Mr. Dixon, the contractor who, in 1877, arranged the transport of the London obelisk, denied the newspaper accounts. However, in March 1877, Mr. Henry G. Stebbins, Commissioner of the Department of Public Parks of the City of New York, undertook to secure the funding to transport the obelisk to New York. However, when railroad magnate William H. Vanderbilt was asked to head the subscription, he offered to finance the project with a donation of more than US$100,000 (equivalent to $2,400,938 in 2019).

Stebbins then sent two acceptance letters to the Khedive through the Department of State which forwarded them to Judge Farman in Cairo. Realizing that he might be able to secure one of the two remaining upright obelisks — either the mate to the Paris obelisk in Luxor or the London mate in Alexandria — Judge Farman formally asked the Khedive in March 1877, and by May 1877 he had secured the gift in writing.

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The Breakfast Club (Smell Like Dirt)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

American and British forces invade Iraq; U.S. soldiers charged in Abu Ghraib scandal; France’s Napoleon regains power; ‘Uncle Tom’s Cabin’; Sarin attack hits Tokyo subway; John Lennon marries Yoko Ono.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

Margaret Atwood

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah has been preempted by the NCAA Men’s Tournament

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Detective McGrowl On Why You Shouldn’t Smoke Weed

His argument has no flaws.

No. 45’s Racist Rhetoric Led Directly To Hate Crimes Against The AAPI Community

While all Americans have an obligation to protect one another and treat each other with respect, our former president bears a particular responsibility for inflaming and amplifying the hatred that is behind this spate of terrible crimes against Asian and Asian-American people in this country.

“Bad day” disrupts fruit bouquet delivery

After police relayed that the Atlanta shooter was motivated because he had a “bad day,” this delivery guy walks off the job.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Trump Planning to Sit for 12 Book Interviews

McConnell Threatens “Scorched Earth” as GOP Attacks Voting Rights: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell promising a “scorched earth” Senate if Democrats change the filibuster to pass sweeping and urgently needed democracy reforms.

CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday March 15

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, including the usage of “crikey” in a joke about New Zealand.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Finally a President Who Does What He Says He’ll Do

Deadly murder hornets are back, March Madness is underway, Barack Obama filled out his bracket, Gonzaga is still a fake university that doesn’t exist, President Biden’s promise of 100 million Americans being vaccinated in his first 100 days is ahead of schedule, Biden is planning to make Russia pay for their repeated election meddling, turns out Biden quotes his mother more than any President ever, a place called Louis Tussauds Waxworks had to remove its sculpture of Trump because people kept punching it in the face, the country continues to open up, help is on the way for that annoying person in your life who won’t stop talking about their Peloton, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

The Late Late Show with James Corden

James Corden kicks off the show excited to share it’s the last taping of the winter season, and he finally asks Ian Karmel why he drives a Prius with no bumper. After, he challenges the band to come up with a sting when they pivot to the headlines. Today they tackle Russian President Vladimir Putin demanding an apology from President Joe Biden for calling him a “killer.” And does Kanye West really have $6.6B dollars?

One of the Writers Has Been Living in the Rafters

When James Corden goes to interview Benedict Cumberbatch, he hears a noise from the studio rafters and learns one of the show’s writers, Louis Waymouth, has been surviving up there since a bit over a month ago where he dressed as a superhero named Banana Man. And after Louis suddenly finds himself back on the ground, he needs a key piece of information from Benedict to make things right.

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